The Bicycle

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AKPOS: My new bicycle has been
stolen.

POLICE: When did u notice?

AKPOS: This morning.

POLICE: Do you have a suspect?

AKPOS: Yes, my mum and dad.

POLICE: Why do you suspect them?

AKPOS: Yesterday at midnight I heard. Mum said "Make it stand well so I can seat on it very well" and dad said "Climb up fast before it falls". And mum
said "Push slowly slowly don't hurt me o".

POOLICE: Hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that ooo

ME: *Laughs in spiritual powers* runs away

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