Albernocturaration
A red fox is orange
A brown fox is brown
A Burrower's an owl
Who lives underground
There's nothing buttery
About butterflies
Why does a raccoon
Need a disguise?
Whatever happened
To the King Ant and Bee?
Do the Queens eat them like spiders?
Why are plants green?
If the wheel is so great
Who invented the axle?
And then which is greater
(Don't expect me to rhyme
What on earth rhymes with axle)
But which is greater (fine)
The invention of the wheel
Or sliced bread, really, which?
Or is it neither,
A third option? *twitch*
What does albernocturaration mean?
Who first discovered time?
An o and an e
Make the difference between
The two words "limo" and "lime"
Though limo's an abbreviation
What's with all this complication?
If t makes a sound like "tuh"
And h makes a sound like "huh"
Then why is "th" not "tuh-huh"?
And if e is "eh"
Why isn't "the"; "tuh-huh-eh"
And "she"; "ss-huh-eh"?
What even is pronunciation
When we all pronounce things differently?
"tare-er" "tay-rer" "tah-ruh"
One word three people (I give up on rhyming)
Or maybe one's a fox
An orange fox called red
The male insects are all dead
Greatest thing since sliced bread
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Albernocturaration
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