solo dm || n.h.

004.

9:29 a.m.

@kingniallol: NEIL

@kingniallol: wILL YA KEEP ON IGNORING ME

@kingniallol: what do i do to catch a celeb's attention hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@kingniallol: lemme think wait

10:01 a.m.

@kingniallol: OMG DID YOU KNOW WHAt

@kingniallol: cMON ASK ME WHAT

@kingniallol: okay fine you wont

@kingniallol: bUT YOU KNOW WHAT

@kingniallol: britney spears is still fcking queen even tho she's older than nokia

@kingniallol: hOW UNFAiR iS THAT AMIRITE

10:11 a.m.

@kingniallol: neiLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@kingniallol: uGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

@kingniallol: AEIOU

@kingniallol: by the time you reply i'd be like britney spears

@kingniallol: older than nokia

@kingniallol: but definitely not hotter

@kingniallol: the only time im hot is when i have fever aHA

10:16 a.m.

@kingniallol: im bloody funny why dont ya notice meeeeeeeeeeee :'(

@kingniallol: bye my lovely sex goldfish x

@kingniallol: did i srsly say sex goldfish wtf

@kingniallol: twitTER GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

@kingniallol: sex gOD*

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oK SRSLY THIS IS MY LAST UPDATE lmao im just too excited for this story idek why