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@kingniallol queen rihanna in the hood my side bisheeeeeees x

2 hr ago

@kingniallol the grocery's playin rihanna nonstop wtf doES IT MEAn

1 hr ago

@Ziamftw @kingniallol that ur spirit animal is rIHANNA SAME BROOO SAME

1 hr ago

@kingniallol @Ziamftw u R MY NEW BESTFRIEND OMG

1 hr ago

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9:14 a.m.

@Ziamftw: HI NEW FOUND BESTFRIEND

@kingniallol: oMG WE'RE BESTFRIENDS OMG OMG

@Ziamftw: yUSSSS

@Ziamftw: only bc of rihanna

@Ziamftw: i still fookin hate u

@kingniallol: wHAT but why :'(

@kingniallol: do noT HATE ME FRIEND PLEASEEEEE

@Ziamftw: bUT FRIEND

@Ziamftw: u have been fooking lucky mate like really all the 3 ladssss???!?

@Ziamftw: wouldnt surprise me if harrys next

@kingniallol: bUT BUT

@kingniallol: i really didnt know how i did it

@kingniallol: like really i was just tryna bother niall with a bunch of senseless dms

@kingniallol: tHEN HE BROUGHT IN LOUIS JUST TO ASK THE DIFF BETWEEN LMAO AND LMFAo

@kingniallol: then lou brought in liam

@kingniallol: then reallly that's that

@kingniallol: tehehehehe

@Ziamftw: wOW

@Ziamftw: HOW DIDNT I FOOKIN MANAGED TO DO THAT

@Ziamftw: three years of spamming. THREE. YEARS!!

@Ziamftw: then you did it in two weeks?!?!?!?!??

@kingniallol: i know right

@kingniallol: weIRd but im thankful ya know

@Ziamftw: aT least get lili to follow me :'(

@Ziamftw: BC WE'RE FRIENDS RIGHT

@kingniallol: nope

@kingniallol: jK

@kingniallol: wait a sec

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10:24 a.m.

@kingniallol: lEYAM

@kingniallol: PAYNO DADDY LIBEAR LIDORA LISOMETHING

@kingniallol: tURN ON UR ACC

@Real_Liam_Payne: wHAT WHAT

@Real_Liam_Payne: OMG ARE WE GONNA PRAY FOR AMERICA

@Real_Liam_Payne: Because Donald Trump won oh god

@kingniallol: that was weird.

@kingniallol: bUT NOPE NOT THAT

@kingniallol: i have a request please

@kingniallol: bc i know you love me

@Real_Liam_Payne: NO I WILL NOT POST A SHIRTLESS PIC ON IG

@Real_Liam_Payne: Cheryl scolded me for it damn!

@kingniallol: WOW WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

@kingniallol: SAD THO :'(

@kingniallol: WHY NOOOOOOOOT UGH

@kingniallol: but anyways i wanted you to follow a friend

@Real_Liam_Payne: A friend?

@kingniallol: well we follow each other on twitter so i guess we're friends?

@Real_Liam_Payne: Have you realized she's just using you?

@kingniallol: i know that but

@kingniallol: it'd be unfair

@kingniallol: she spammed you guys for 3 years

@kingniallol: and i got lucky in just weeks

@kingniallol: at lEAST SPREAD THE LOVE YA KNOW

@kingniallol: she'll be the first and last i promise

@Real_Liam_Payne: You sure about this?

@kingniallol: 101% daddy ;-D

@Real_Liam_Payne: Well then. What's her acc?

@kingniallol: @Ziamftw

@Real_Liam_Payne: Wow of course you had to get a bromance shipper -_-

@kingniallol: -____~^~_____^ ** get your daddy emojis right

@kingniallol: anD THANKS LILO

@kingniallol: LMAO LILO IS LOUIS PLUS LIAM AAWWWWWW <3

@kingniallol: i ship LiLo btw ;-)

@Real_Liam_Payne: You're as equally as hyper as Nikiddo -___~^~____-

@kingniallol: speakING OF HIM WHERE THE FRICK IS HE

@Real_Liam_Payne: Three options: Golf, eat, or pub.

@kingniallol: yeah ikr

@kingniallol: tHOUGHT HE WAS MASTURBATING THO HEEHEHEHEH

@Real_Liam_Payne: You're seriously-

@Real_Liam_Payne: I AM DISTURBED.

@kingniallol: HORANOCEAN

@kingniallol: PAYNETRAIN

@kingniallol: idk what to call the penpens of haz and lou awwww

@kingniallol: dOES THAT MAKE ME A CARROT

@Real_Liam_Payne: You're a fanvert too wOW.

@Real_Liam_Payne: Why are some fans like this, lil fanvert?

@kingniallol: BECAUSE

@kingniallol: cant blame us u guys r hot

@kingniallol: and also

@kingniallol: bLAME THE SMUT WRITERS OK

@Real_Liam_Payne: What is a smut?

@kingniallol: ;-)

@kingniallol: find it for urself daddy ;-)

@Real_Liam_Payne: WHAT NO TELL ME

@kingniallol: asta la vista paynooooo

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@Ziamftw oMFG THANK YOU VV MUCH @kingniallol I LOVE YA BUT I LOVE YA MORE @Real_Liam_Payne !!!!

Just Now

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so like i told you I wrote this like some time ago so some events might be late as of now and also im keeping @Real_Liam_Payne instead @LiamPayne bc fcuk Cheryl amirite