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@kingniallol @NiallOfficial I HAVE A GOLF JOKE

1 min ago

@kingniallol @NiallOfficial BUT FIRST YOU NEED TO REPLY TO MY DMS TO GET IT OKAY GAME GOOO

Just Now

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8:03 p.m.

@kingniallol: so about that joke

@kingniallol: wanna hear it?

@kingniallol: it's really good i promise i mean meet me the queen of jokes amirite

@kingniallol: (queen of jokes seen-on-the-internet *cough cough*)

@kingniallol: OKAY HERE I GO

8:12 p.m.

@kingniallol: bby wouldnt you like to hear the joke :-(

@kingniallol: deyum i know you're online nikiddo you just liked someone's tweet

@kingniallol: don't ask me how i know

@kingniallol: well actually directioners are born to be stalkers so

@kingniallol: ANYWAYS GONNA BE TELLING THE JOKE RN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

@kingniallol: HERE I GO

@kingniallol: how many pants do golfers wear?

@kingniallol: two, incase they'd make a hole in one ;-D

@kingniallol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH im really funny oh god my tummy hurts

@kingniallol: hERE'S ANOTHER JOKE OKAY CALM DOWN I CAN SENSE YOUR ENTHUSIASM RADIATING OFF MY PHONE SCREEN

@kingniallol: why was cinderella kicked off the soccer team?

@kingniallol: she always ran away from the ball.

@kingniallol: HASAHSHAHHAHAHAHH I BET UR HYPERVENTILATING AMIRITE

@kingniallol: what did the 0 say to 8?

@kingniallol: nice belt

@kingniallol: pfft aHAHAHA

@kingniallol: what did the fish say when it hit his head on the wall??

@kingniallol: "dam!"

@kingniallol: why did the balloon go near to the needle?

@kingniallol: he wanted to be a pop star B-)

@kingniallol: aw sad little balloon if only he had joined the x factor instead lmao

@kingniallol: since it's near christmas heRE'S ANOTHER JOKE

@kingniallol: what did the snowman say to the other?

@kingniallol: NICE BALLS

@kingniallol: AIJDKWNEhsdivk,f,sihdnkIEIEND funny omf aideknfees

9:11 p.m.

@kingniallol: 9/11 lmao george bush

@kingniallol: *sighs and bangs head on the table*

@kingniallol: why is thee not responding my dms again