solo dm || n.h.

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@kingniallol @NiallOfficial so baby F*CK me closer in the baCK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER

15 mins ago

@kingniallol 7 pm and im already being hormonal wow a world recoRd

1 min ago

@irishoreo @kingniallol oMG same but mine's earlier like at 5 fucking pm

1 min ago

@kingniallol @irishoreo actually, im horny every single hour so i wIN

Just Now

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7:12 p.m.

@kingniallol: oREO IS LOVE RIGHT

@kingniallol: that twitter user with the acc @irishoreo made me hungry

@kingniallol: for the oreo and you ofc ;)

@kingniallol: bUT REALLY

@kingniallol: is something wrong with me!!!

@kingniallol: i never had twist, lick, and dunk my oreo

@kingniallol: aM I MISSING OUT AN IMPORTANT ASPECT IN MY LIFE

@kingniallol: that sounds so unfortunate omg

@kingniallol: as soon as i get my hands on oreo i will freaking tWIST AND LICK IT

@kingniallol: that just sounded like a blowjob wtf

@kingniallol: Oreos - Discreetly promoting blowjob to children since 19somethinghundred

@kingniallol: wOW BIG MOTHERFCKING CLAP 4 OREO

@kingniallol: i just ruined my childhood memories of oreo

@kingniallol: GREAT JOB ME

10:13 p.m.

@kingniallol: if ya think i'll give up on spamming you.....

@kingniallol: i will probably like in a week or something lmao

@kingniallol: i know im in reality

@kingniallol: and in real world, celebrities don't notice their dms

@kingniallol: who am i anyway?

@kingniallol: just sending you a reminder i love ya, sex god

@kingniallol: oMG NO TYPO WOW

@kingniallol: okay lmao im extending it to one month

@kingniallol: thERES THE CHANCE WHY NOT TAKE IT RIGHT

@kingniallol: wow im freaking bipolar like tessa

@kingniallol: ya know from that hormonal harry fanfic

12:01 a.m.

@kingniallol: good mor/night sex goal <33

@kingniallol: reALLY SEX GOAL

@kingniallol: sex god*

@kingniallol: fck this im suing twitter

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updating three times this day bc i have no life lmao kbye x