Dear diary,
Today I did something hilarious, I am even laughing right now, haha.
So, yesterday when I arrived from school, I went ahead and prayed to Satan. It is also kind of funny, because my parents think I am just a normal girl who is a little spooky.
So, after I take a really long bath, and my parents were already home, I saw my father watching a movie or something, and I decided to dress my long pyjamas and stare at him for quite long time.
He saw me, and he was like:
— Hey Phoebe, what's up?
And I responded with a tired voice:
— Phoebe is asleep right now.
He started yelling and calling for my mom. Then I laughed and said it was a joke, but he will never know that it was kind of true, haha.
Today it was the first time Amber spoke to me. When she was getting towards me, I just thought how regretted I was for not having a knife with me.
— Hi there — she said — I'm Amber, I'm pleased to meet you.
Then I said:
— Fuck you — (Haha, Just kitting) I said — I'm not. What do you want? — At this point I was one step away from ripping her perfectly brushed hair off).
— Haha, I like your style — she said. — I'm having a sleepover this weekend — then she got closer to me — If you want to stop being a wired-o, come. Or else I'll tell anyone you're planning on stealing my boyfriend from me.
Then I said:
— Don't worry honey, I'll be there.
I'm so sick and tired of this little bitch, I swear when I get the chance to be in her house I'm killing her whole family with a spoon.
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The Dairy Of A Killer Child
HumorThis is the diary of Phoebe Johnson, a five-year-Old girl not to play with. Literally. If this girl doesn't like you, she will torture you, or kill you right away. She will tell of her journey in this diary. Warning: The existing language in this st...
