But why? // minizerk ff

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Simon: heloooooooooo

Zerkaa: hello*

Simon: fuck off

Zerkaa: okay

Simon: noooo plz don't I'm lonely

Zerkaa: okay just for you pancake <3

Simon: okay why the f pancake? I must have some sorta cool, edgy nickname like rocket or wedge man :D

Zerkaa: na I like pancake, suits you... squishy but skinny ;)

Simon: I fucking hate you Zerkaa, your nickname is now.... daddy

Zerkaa: ewwww noooo simonnnnnnnn

Simon: daddy af

Zerkaa: kys

Simon: only for you ;)

Zerkaa: if this is you tryna be flirty you sound like a demented flamingo

Simon: no tbh it's me tryna get you into bed daddy ;)

Zerkaa: your mother has a village

Simon: I learn more every day

Zerkaa: sooooo rude boy

Simon: yaaaa rude girl

Zerkaa: what's happening in the life of miniminter, and also I'm not a girl

Simon: well youtube is becoming more and more boring by the day and becoming more and more like a job then a hobby :(

Zerkaa: well that's part of it I guess

Simon: yeah but you won't get it, it's also the comments on how I look, they are kinda making me feel depressed and shit

Zerkaa: one of the many reasons why I don't show my face

Simon: Idk why I'm telling you this, I have literally never met you  

Zerkaa: but I know we will someday

Simon: love ya daddy

Zerkaa: love ya pancake