But why? // minizerk ff

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*3 days later*

Simon: josh? I'm sorry, you don't have to answer that

Simon: josh?

Zerkaa: k

Simon: I promise I won't ask that again

Zerkaa: like I said, I have a girlfriend

*2 weeks later*

Simon: I have been speaking to jk and you'll never guess what??

Zerkaa: your adopted

Simon: fuck your mum m8

Zerkaa: lol

Simon: jjs thinking of taking us all to Thorpe park and then I can FINALLY MEET YOU DADDY LIKE OMFG

Zerkaa: calm the f down pancake, you don't even know what I look like <3

Simon: soooooo send me a selfie :)

Zerkaa: you send me one first m8

Simon: k
*simon sent picture message*

Zerkaa: you look the exact same as your videos

Simon: #nofilter

Zerkaa: #stfu

Simon: sooooooooo send me one back daddy ;) plzzzz I wanna know what you look like :))))

Zerkaa: still with the daddy thing? And u sure you wanna see na ugly mug?

Simon: your probs not ugly

*zerkaa sent a picture message*

Simon: holy shit

Zerkaa: told you I was ugly :,(

Simon: your fucking hot

Zerkaa: no homo :/

Simon: dw no homo :D (but I kinda wish it was)

Zerkaa: SIMON MINTER I CAN READ YA KNOW

Simon: so what's ya real name then daddy :)

Zerkaa: josh :)

Simon: so hello josh, I'm Simon minter, I am your future husband (no homo)

Zerkaa: I have a girlfriend

Simon: and I have a dog :)

Zerkaa: dog fucker

Simon: pussy beard

Zerkaa: I h8 you

Simon: I luv you <3

Zerkaa: I luv you 2 <3

Simon: we are getting on like a bomb

Zerkaa: sooooo see ya at Thorpe park with jj and the rest of the gang? Xx

Simon: wouldn't miss it for the world x

Zerkaa: bye bye pancake xx

Simon: bye bye daddy xx

Zerkaa: no homo :) xx

*zerkaa changed to josh ❤️*