Hamilton X Reader Oneshots / Imagines / Scenarios

Mario Kart - Philip Hamilton X Reader

Prompt: "I didn't know you were so competitive."
AU: PHILIP IS NOT DEAD :)))
Changes: nope.
Time period: Modern
Warnings: A LOT OF CUSSING BRO ITS MARIO KART! Also bisexuality.
POV: MY NAME IS PHILIP. I AM A POET
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"FUCK."  Y/N threw her controller across the room.

"HAH! I WIN!" I yelled and started bouncing up and down in my seat.

It was a Saturday, Y/N L/N, Theodosia Burr, and I sat on my couch playing video games. It was casual and fun at first, then we pulled up Mario Kart.
All. Hell. Broke. Loose.

"I can't believe that green shell actually hit you!"

"Fuck you, Philip." Y/N hissed and crossed her arms.
I raised an eyebrow

"When? It can't be here, it's my parents house. Unless... you're into that st-"

"SHUT UPPPPP!" Y/N threw a pillow directly at my head, which caused me to fall off the side. Theodosia started laughing her ass off.
I popped my head over the side and gave them a puppy-dog look.

"Ow... I've got a boo boo... can you kiss it better?"

Another pillow was launched at my head, but I ducked.

"Missed me! Missed me! Now you gotta kiss me!"
Y/N groaned and changed the topic,

"Who's next ?"

Theodosia tacked Y/N.
"MY TURN, GET OFF!"

"YYYYYY/NNNNN! What do I get for winning?"

Theo and Y/N stopped wrestling and looked at me. They stared for five seconds before Y/N shouted,

"I GIVE YOU... AIR FROM MY LUNGS!"  She then proceeded to exhale loudly, but Theo put a stop to it by saying

"How 'bout a challenge? Whoever wins this round gets a date with Y/N. Deal?"

Y/N spoke up in protest but I jumped at the chance.

"DEAL!" I screamed

"WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK? BOTH OF YOU LIKE ME?"

Shit.

I shut my mouth and pretended to have a coughing fit, while Theo sent Y/N a bunch of dramatic winks.

~
Y/N has us exit the room so she could chose the course.

"Done!"

We rushed back in, and in big flashy letters read
'RAINBOW ROAD'

"Fucking rainbow road?! Y/N why this one?!"

"I have high standards and-."

"- and if you're 6'2 you can reach them."
Theo interrupted

"Whatever! Hand us the controllers!"

Y/N extended her arms so we could get the controllers, I snatched mine and plopped on the couch.

"May the best racer win a date with Y/N."

The numbers flashed on the screen
3
2
1
Go!

I mashed the forward button and started jumping places.

"Philip... how do I move?"

"What?!" I paused and looked over for a split second.
Theo had a devilish smirk on her face

"Pranked ya. Look at your screen dummy."

My place had bumped down my two, Theodosia now in second and me in fourth.

"Fuck you!"
I yelled and masked the buttons again, getting back up to third... before falling off track. Luckily I didn't loose my place

~

Second lap.

We hit an item box.
Blue shell!

I launched it straight at Theo's racer

"What?! Banana peels? This is usele- OHGOFUCKYOURSELF!"

I bumped up to second and sped up, moving right to the NPC in first place's tail
~

Third and final lap.
The music sped up.

Theo was right on my tail and the NPC wasn't too far ahead.

I hit an obstacle, which gave Theo a chance to pass me.

Item box.
Bullet bill

I swerved and activated it.
The racer zoomed past Theo's and the NPC

... and crossed the finish line.

"SUCK. MY. DICK THEO!"
I yelled and started jumping up and down.

"Dude, your knuckles are really red, holy shit!"
Theo started laughing her ass off

I turned to Y/N and she sat with her jaw wide open.

"You only fell off once..."

"Um... yeah?"

Theo stopped laughing.
"On rainbow road?! Philip you sucked at it when I played this road against you yesterday!" Theo exclaimed

"I... I did?"

"YES!"
Both of them screamed in union.

"I didn't know you were so competitive, Philip."

"But I played against you before!"

"Yeah but... you really put in five hundred percent more effort."

"I really wanted that date..." I admitted

Y/N laughed

"You really could've just asked, dummy."