Suho: why struggle if i could afford...
Chanyeol: YO YO YO NO CHEATING. DONT YOH DARE SAYING YOULL GONE SURGERY OR THE LIPO---LIPO---
Xiumin: Liposuction?
Chanyeol: YAS!! WHATEVER HYUNG SAID.. DONT YOU---hey where did he go?
Suho: *on his way to the hospital for the surgery while waving his bills*
Bye fat life~
*****
Xiumin: *keeps eating* *dont care* *fuckhaters* *baozi iz life*
*****
Luhan: boyyy.. i think i need to lose weight am so fat...
Chen: *glaring at the side* dude. You havent change a shit. You call urself fat?
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Tao: *stress eating* WAHHHHH IM GAINING WEIGHT... T.T I--- *gobbles a whole ice cream* *cries* IM NOT FAT!!!! T.T
*then realizes he had to starve himself*
Died after 3 hours without eating
*****
Baekhyun: *checking self in the mirror*
*poking his tummy* "Lol."
*made a monster face while making it talk from his belly fat*
*actually enjoying his fats*
*****
Lay: like Xiumin... keeps sleeping...duh
"Ill sleep till my fats go away.. :)"
Yxing.. it doesnt--- nevermind.
*****
Kris: losing weight not my style... *attempts to roll away like a buffalo but his body is too heavy* HEYYY YIXING HELP ME OUTTA HERE.. *wears sunglass while he waits for Yx*
*****
Chen: MUST DIET. MUST EAT HEALTHY. MUST tryna get back to shape . . . *then eats a lot after* WHY THE HELL IM NOT LOSING WEIGHT!!!!!! HATE THIS.
*****
Kyungsoo: *death glares*
anyone who'll call me fat will suffer...
*vanish into darkness*
*cracking potato chips can be heard*
MMMMM.. Nachos.
*ermmm.. i mean crackling nachos*
*****
Chanyeol: . . . . . Mom said..People will love me as long as I'm good in the inside.
/random guy passing by: FATTY!!! HAHAHA/
. . . ATLEAST I LOOK GOOD!! HOW DARE YOU TO CALL ME FAT! HOW COULD YOU!
*****
Sehun: *sebooty got bigger*
What are you looking at? Did it block your view?
*slurps bubble tea*
i should stop drinking this---
*****
Kai: its because im hot.. ;)
Sehun: face it. Youre fat
Kai: hot things expands maknae..
Sehun:
Kai:
Sekai: *both cries*
Sehun: I FEEL YOU RIGHT!!!!!! T.T
Kai: Lets start dieting!! T.T
