My Favorite Psychopath // Joker x Reader One Shots

#12 predator and its prey

Based on the song: tag, you're it by Melanie Martinez

Looking at me through your window
Boy, you had your eyes out for a little

Y/n just moved to Gotham. She just arrived at her new house. Once she unpacked all her stuff, she decided she'd take a little exploring around the neighborhood. The first thing that caught her interest was a huge beautiful manor across the street, just opposite her house. Wow who's the owner of this? Living in such beautiful thing must feel like a king. Y/n doesn't even realize it but she was starting at the manor in awe at its luxurious. Unable to move her eyes away. That's when she saw something moving through the window. There was a curtains that prevent her from seeing clearly, but y/n could've swore she saw a man looked at her through the window before he disappeared back inside.

I'll cut you up and make you dinner
You've reached the end, you are the winner

"Everything's alright, boss?" Frost asked as he saw his boss seemed lost in thoughts after looking out the window for awhile. "Oh everything's perfectly fine, Jonny boy. Everything's perfectly fine" The Joker said evilly as he looked out the window again at the little girl who had just moved here. She looked so pure and innocent. You're the one, baby girl. Oh I can't wait to devour those pretty little body of ya. We're going to have so much fun together.

Rolling down your tinted window
Driving next to me real slow, he said
"Let me take you for a joyride
I've got some candy for you inside"

7:26 pm. The second day after moved to her new house in Gotham, y/n decided to go to supermarket nearby for grocery shopping. Once the traffic light turned red, y/n noticed there was a beautiful car stopped next to hers. It was a beautiful purple Lamborghini. Y/n was sure she saw that car before, then she recognized it was the car from the manor opposite her house. She saw it parked in the manor's garage yesterday. She turned her head to the car, admired its beauty, that's when the tinted window suddenly rolled down. Shit I must've started too obvious. Once the window rolled all the way down, revealing its owner. Y/n suddenly noticed he's got bright green hair, the man turned her face to her, revealing tattoos and several scars on his face. Y/n rolled her window down as well. Though this man sent shiver down her spine. He looked creepy, but attractive at the same time. "Hello doll face" "H-hi" Y/n shyly replied. "Ya like this? What'd ya say I take ya for a joyride hmm? I've got some candy for you inside" The man purred. Okay that's totally creepy now. Lucky for y/n, the traffic light turned green. Y/n didn't reply, but suddenly drove away. She was a bit caught off guard at what that man said. Having some stranger saying thing like this to her freaked her out a bit. Okay and that man happened to live across the street from my house. Great. The Joker watched as y/n drove away with an evil smirk on his face

Little bit of poison in me
I can taste your skin in my teeth

7:44 pm. Y/n arrived at the store. To her surprise, the parking lot was completely empty. She parked her car and went inside the store. Once she got all the things she needs, she went out to the parking lot. The first thing that caught her attention was that there were now two cars in the parking one: the one was hers, and the other... the purple Lamborghini, parked three blocks away from hers. Y/n stopped for a second, she swore she didn't see that green haired man who owns the Lambo inside the store. It could be nothing. Y/n tried not to think anything about it as she walked further away from the store, into the dark parking lot. She shoved her stuff into the backseat, then walked over to the driver seat. Y/n was about to open the car door, when suddenly "I got a coke for ya" A voice said from behind, y/n turned around to see the green haired man she met earlier handing her a can of coke. "Look doll. I know I scared you a bit back then so I figured I'd make it up to you since we're neighbors" The man chuckled. "J. What's your name?" "Y/n" y/n replied before hesitantly took J's offer. "Thank you" Okay maybe he's not that bad. Y/n though as she took a sip from the coke J gave her. She suddenly felt her lips tingly, but didn't think too much of it until her throat felt like it was tightening up and she started to cough. J just stood still, watched her every move. Y/n couldn't stop coughing. She coughed harder and harder she dropped the coke can on the ground. She knew something was definitely wrong. Then y/n dropped to the ground, choking. She coughed up blood, then collapsed on the ground. She knew now that she was poisoned. Suddenly J got on top of her "My my my sweet little y/n. Too pure and innocent for the world. Didn't you know there're a lot of bad people in Gotham hmm" J pulled her head up. He looked down at her lips, eyes filled with lust "Hmmm I wonder what that lips of yours can do" Before y/n could react, J crashed his lips on her. He forced his tongue inside her mouth. Once he has enough of it, he pulled away and tilted her head to the side, giving him better access to her neck. J waste no time devouring her neck with his mouth. Sucking and licking on her sensitive skin. Y/n was numbed from the poison in her body, but still conscious. So while J was busy sucking her neck, y/n reached for his neck and bit as hard as she could. J wasn't expecting that. He suddenly screamed in pain. Y/n could taste his blood in her mouth. "You bitch!!" J hissed. Y/n used all the straight she had left to finally got on her face and ran as fast as she could as J was still covering his hand on his wound. Blood dripped down from his neck to his shoulder, down his white botton up shirt. Even in her drug state, y/n got the Joker good. J looked up to see y/n stumbled as she ran away. J waste no more time. He stood up and chased after his prey.

Running through the parking lot
He chased me and he wouldn't stop

Y/n's vision got blurry from the drug, but she kept running as fast as she could. She ran and ran into the dark. Y/n didn't know where she was going since all that was on her mind was only to run as fast as she could. Moments later, she found herself in the middle of nowhere. Around her were only trees, vines, branches. Nobody was around to help her. Y/n stopped since she had to catch her breath. She looked around in fear, realized she had no idea where she was.

Grabbed my hair, pushed me down
Took the words right out my mouth

"Tag, you're it" Y/n screamed as she suddenly felt her hair being grabbed strongly from behind. The Joker reached her. He pushed her down to the ground and got on top of her. Y/n tried to scream but J suddenly placed his hand over her mouth. "Shhhh shhh kitten. Don't be afraid. Daddy got ya" Y/n squirmed under his touch. J underestimated y/n. She wasn't going to give in to him that easily. Before J knew it, y/n kicked him right between his legs with all the force she had left. J suddenly fell to the side, he growled in pain. Y/n suddenly took the opportunity to lift herself up, ready to run.

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Catch a lady by her toes
If she screams, don't let her go

Y/n started to run again, but J reached out and grabbed her toes, making her fell back down to the ground. Y/n screamed which probably annoyed the clown so he took out his gun and smashed the back of it against her head. Everything around y/n goes black and the last thing she hears was maniac laughter.

Can anybody hear me?
I'm hidden underground
Can anybody hear me?
Am I talking to myself?

Y/n woke up with such headache. Blink a few times. She took in her surroundings to find all the trees around her. Suddenly recalled what happened and started to cry. Y/n reached her hand to the side of her head where she got hit and felt the cold liquid, she took her hand back and looked at it. Though it was dark, she could see the red liquid on her hand clearly. She then looked down at herself to see her clothes were torn and ripped off. To short it up, she was barely wearing anything. She heard something coming from her left so she looked to the side and see the green haired man who harmed her digging the ground. She saw the hole and it was deep enough to bury a body. Realization took over her. "No please don't" Y/n pleaded. J looked at her "Ugh kitten. You're awake" J evilly grins "Please don't to this. Please" Y/n begged for her life, her voice cracked. J just chuckled and said "Well kitten, you see. You've been very very naughty. Played hard to get. Daddy have to do something about it. Bad kitten needs to be punished hmm" J grinned and pulled her on her feet. Y/n was too exhausted to fight. As she looked in the hole, she saw the coffin lay underneath which only caused her to cry more. "Please I promise I'll be good" "Oh I know you will, kitten. But to be sure, someone needs to learn her lesson first. After you've such a bad kitten. This is where you'll be sleeping for the night. And tomorrow, daddy expects his little kitten to be more... submissive. Good thing I already got this pretty coffin here just in case you misbehaved and need to be taught a lesson. I was right" With that, the Joker pushed her into the coffin "Sleep tight, kitten." Before y/n could say anything, he shut the coffin, locked it, then covered it back with soil.  He left her a tube that one of the side was in the coffin and the other up above the ground to give her air. Y/n screamed and screamed until her voice died down. Until she had no energy left to make a sound anymore. Beyond exhausted. No one could hear her.
Y/n doesn't know when she was fallen asleep, but the light shining at her face woke her up. She slowly opened her eyes before she can finally focused on the scene in front of her. In was morning now, and in front of her was no other than the green haired man from last night. "How was your sleep, kitten?" The man chuckled before roughly pulled her out of the coffin. He got his face so close to hers y/n could feel his hot breath. His eyes was so hypnotizing up close "I love it when I hear you breathing. I hope to God you're never leaving" J purred in her ear. "What'd you say hmm. Stay with me. Be my pet and I'll treat you like a princess. Or you can choose to stay away from me. Underground. Forever" J grinned. Y/n knew she had no choice. There's no way she could escape. Her life had belonged to this man. And as much as she hated to admit, there's something about J that made her curious and want to know more about him. As crazy as it sounds, she was hypnotized by him, and deep down, y/n actually wants to be his. So she looked into his eyes and slowly nodded "I'm yours"