My Favorite Psychopath // Joker x Reader One Shots

#134 complete the clown kingdom

The Joker speed through Gotham street with one hand gripping the wheel, the other trying to keep the (not so) little fluff ball still on the passenger seat. His fingers got nipped here and there ever so often he didn't really feel the pain anymore. They had dogs at the penthouse, thus getting his hand chewed wasn't something new. However, this elegant creature's strength was way different than a dog's that even though the little one was still a baby and he was just "playing" Joker felt his his fingers was being ripped off "Stop it" J growled at the little beast which he received a low roar as a response. The clown slightly rolled his eyes as he thought of the decision he had made: welcoming this thing into his kingdom. He just wanted to cheer y/n up after she was so upset last night. Mister J hated how he always felt the need to keep her happy. He was the Joker, what had she done to him?! That little brat. But oh well, here he was, driving home with a surprise he knew would bring a smile to her face.

Though spoiling y/n with this gift wasn't all too bad, nope, J knew it would also make him look even more intimidating in the world's eyes. He would grow up and would walk by his side, scared the hell out of everyone. He would also make a perfect personal bodyguard of y/n, with this creature's sharp teeth and deadly stare, no one would ever dare mess with his princess.

The sound of tires approaching signaled y/n her full time Daddy had returned. She jumped out of the king size bed where she was laying lazily with Fundo and Judy (their German Shepherd and Rottweiler pets) and made her way to greet her mister J "Baby!" Y/n giggled as she ran to him. Though before she could throw herself in his arms, like she normally does every time he returned home, mister J took a step backward, making her stop in her tracks and frown. It was until now that she noticed his hands were behind his back. Her head tilted to the side in confusion as the clown flashed her his silver grin "Baby?" Y/n took one step forward in attempt to reach him, but he took one step backward "Ugh ugh ugh, be a good girl. Daddy's got a surprise for ya!" Surprise? Y/n knew his surprise was never "normal" whatever it was he held behind his back, there was no way for it to be a bouquet nor a cute teddy bear like how any normal boyfriend would get their special someone. Her heart started to race. She was excited, but at the same time, nervous. Since this was the Joker, there was in fact a possibility that he was holding a human's head behind his back "Close your eyes. Hold your hands out" J commanded and y/n had no choice but to obey. There was a few seconds of "nothing happened" she could hear the sound of her heart hammering fast against her chest so perfectly. Y/n almost jumped after three more seconds and she felt something soft (like fur) slowly being placed in her arms. The weight got more and more she had to hold onto it in order not to drop it. Y/n flinched a bit when she felt it moved, and a little roar entered her ears. What actually is this?! "Open your eyes" She heard J said and did as told. Looking down at what was in her arms, y/n's eyes widened and she gasped when she saw she was holding a baby Bengal tiger! The fluff ball looked up at her with his doe eyes "B-baby..." y/n was speechless. There was no deny she fell in love with the tiger the moment she saw him. He was just so adorable! "You'll train him. He's all yours" Mister J took a couple steps forward, closing the spaces between him and her until there was almost none "F-for real?" Y/n looked up at him. Her eyes lit up like a little kid on Christmas morning it made J chuckle. His princess was such a child "Of course, princess. For real" "oh my god, baby, thank you so much!" She squealed in high pitched voice before returned her attention to the newest family member "mommy loves you!" Y/n squeezed the little one in her arms, showering him with kissed as he let out something between a roar and a meow. The tiger snuggled himself against y/n's chest. The sight melted even Joker's heart but he wouldn't let it show, wouldn't let y/n see how happy he was he made her happy "I'm gonna show him his new home" Y/n told J, but before she could storm away, the clown stopped her "forgot something, princess?..." Y/n mouthed an oh  before got on her toes and give his cheek a peck, earning a soft purr from him "Oh and baby... he's ours" Y/n corrected with a smile on her face which mister J returned.

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Y/n knew too well why mister J got her a tiger. It all started last night. They were watching the episode of one of y/n's favorite shows: The Walking Dead. J noticed she shed a tear when Shiva died, she was a beautiful Bengal tiger who fought side by side with her owner. Joker knew y/n was very sensitive when it came to animals. He asked her if she was okay, she said yes (which was a lie and he knew it) he then pulled her into his arms, allowed her to curl up in a ball in his lap. Joker usually wasn't the cuddling type, but he hated seeing her upset. Y/n thought that was it, that just some comforting touch to help her get over a fictional character's death would be all. She was wrong. The clown determined to do something to fix her broken heart. Yes, he actually bought her a tiger from a black market, same type as Shiva. Y/n just never thought he would care this much. God, how could he be so sweet!

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Shiva (the name they gave their tiger after the one from The Walking Dead) would grow up to be the king and queen's sidekick. He would never show a tooth in their direction. His loyalty would direct towards them, and only them. He would walk beside the king, and would do anything to protect the queen. He was the missing part of the kingdom. Now that they got him, the clown kingdom was finally completed.