My Favorite Psychopath // Joker x Reader One Shots

#147 birthday presents

First of all, happy birthday to my king and to me!! Yes, we share the same birthday! ❤️ I'm forever blessed and forever grateful to my mom for picking the same date as the king himself ;)
Happy birthday to us ❤️

Glaring over to see her king busying with all the paper work as usual, y/n then returned her gaze back to her lap from where she settled herself on the couch. She didn't even know if mister J aware what day it was. It was her birthday! Their birthday. Apparently, the king and queen of Gotham not only shared their bodies and souls, but also the same birth date. Of course, y/n got mister J a present she hoped he would approve. She, in fact, had been looking for just the perfect gift since the first day of December. The Joker? Y/n knew he wouldn't get her a birthday gift. He was the Joker! Though y/n couldn't help but have a little bit of hope in her heart that the man she loved would at least remember her birthday. It wasn't that hard to remember at all when they shared the same date! But here he was, her green haired lover swearing something not very nice to himself when three hours passed and he was still clueless as to where Batman was. His work always came first. Everything always came before her: the only living soul who loved and cared for him. Y/n didn't even dare to walk up to him with the gift she got for him in hands, afraid it wasn't the right time and he would found her being annoying. She looked at the gift for the hundredth time, thinking of the right time to give it to him. Seemed like she had to wait until he'd finish with his work, even though it might take forever. Hopefully, mister J wouldn't throw away the sweater she made with love for him.

After three more hours of waiting, she finally heard him getting up from the armchair. Y/n quickly looked at her lover from her loveseat. He wasn't smiling. Seemed like the work didn't go smoothly. Uh oh. Y/n was nervous. She didn't know if it was the right time. What if he got mad at her for bothering him with something so silly?

So y/n decided she'd wait for a little longer. She actually almost stopped him as he walked pass where she sat, but seeing his lips curved into a snarl told her he wasn't in the mood. So she shut her mouth just in time before the words could come out. Her hands clenched tight on the sweater she made for him. Mister J didn't notice she had the garment in hand, didn't even look at her. In fact, he was so busy lately that he didn't even bother asking - y/n didn't know if he even noticed - when she spent hours and hours knitting this sweater for him.

30 minutes later, mister J walked out from the bathroom with only a towel around his waist. He still paid no attention to her as he made his way to the wardrobe. Putting on his clothes, mister J still acted if y/n wasn't exist. His face emotionless. Well, at least, he wasn't frowning. Y/n gulped. For the moment, the thought of keeping his gift with her forever crossed her mind. She was scared to even breath too loud, let alone bothering him with what he might found stupid. He was the Joker. He wouldn't do lovey-dovey stuff.

"Something bothered you, princess?" Y/n almost jumped out of her skin. She was so lost in thought she didn't notice mister J walking up to her until he was standing right in front of her, his voice brought her back to reality "I... I.... umm... I made this... for you! Happy birthday, baby" Y/n stuttered in pure nervous was to what would be his reaction. She handed the sweater to him and gave him what she hoped wasn't awkward smile. Was he going to yell at her silliness. Much to her surprise, his lips curved into a smile, not his evil one, but a sincere one "It's beautiful, princess" Mister J praised truthfully as he took her present. Y/n felt like she was on cloud nine when he put her gift on, over his shirt. She didn't think he'd even wear it, let alone gave her a compliment and put it on right there and then "You look good, baby" She was unable to stop the smile widening on her face from ear to ear. He liked it!

Then, mister J leaned down to give her a kiss on her lips before whispered in her ear "Thank you, pumpkin" A wave of pride washed over her heart. The Joker never said thank you before. J then leaned back up straight, and that's when grabbed his phone and called someone. After three rings, the Joker spoke up "Bring in my princess' gift" And with that, he hung up. Now, y/n was actually a bit nervous. She didn't know mister J got her a present "Baby-" "Shhhh, just wait for it" Joker grinned at her, it wasn't help calming the nervousness in her chest. After all, this was the Joker.

Minute later, Frost walked in and closed the door behind "Baby, what is this all about?" Y/n asked in confusion "Ah ah ah, baby, don't ruin the surprise! Our birthday girl is ready for her present now" Joker turned to Frost. The right-hand man nodded. He opened the door again, as if expected someone. Y/n didn't know they were going to have a visitor.

For some unknown reason, her heart started beating fast as she thought of who might be walking through the door. His ex, Harley? Batsy? Clark Kent? And her heart stopped beating altogether right there and then when she saw the pair of green eyes she loved so much entering the room with that smile on his face.

"You kidnap Harry fucking Styles for me?!" Y/n turned to the Joker with the look that looked exactly like she had just seen a unicorn.

"Kidnap is a strong word, pumpkin. I'd prefer... kindly invited. Happy birthday, baby" J grinned. He knew just how much y/n loved Harry. He was, in fact, coming so close to blowing the British boy's brain off so many times, but y/n stopped him. He knew the perfect present for her would be to have the 1D member wishing her a happy birthday in person. It wasn't a sarcasm when J said 'kindly invited' y/n was a fan. So Harry was more than happy to make his fan's dream come true.

Y/n kept switching her gaze from J to H, and from H to J, and again and again, as if she still couldn't believe Harry Styles was actually standing right in front of her "Go on. Promise I won't kill him" mister J encouraged since y/n looked clueless of what to do. She still seemed clueless for a few more seconds until Harry finally spoke up "Aren't you gonna give me a hug" Just like that, it was as if y/n had no control over her own body. She didn't even realize what she was doing as she running to Harry and throwing herself in his arms "Happy birthday!" Harry said as he hugged her so tight. Y/n had to stand on her tiptoes - due to the high different - as she buried her face in the crock of his neck. This felt like a dream she still wasn't sure if she was dreaming. She was hugging Harry Styles!

"I don't wanna let go" Y/n said. She couldn't stop the tears of joy running down her face

"Then don't" Harry spoke in her ear as he increased his embrace a little.

Not only that J didn' forget her birthday, he also made her dream come true. God, what did she do to deserve him?