It's like 11:00
I'm still waiting
Still staying calm
Still bored as hell.
Suddenly, guess who comes marching through my door
"Karkat, what the FUCK took so long?"
"I HAVE SHIT TO DO. DON'T JUDGE ME MAN."
"Fine. Let's go though."
He grabbed my hand and we left
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"YOU SHOOT ME DOWN, AND THEN I DIE, I'M NOT TITAAAAANIIIIUM!!"
"dude shut up those aren't even the lyrics"
"YOU WISH THEY WERE THE LYRICS BITCH."
"Fuck you man. Suck my toes."
"WE'RE HEEEERE"
"No shit."
"DONT GET SMART WITH ME"
"Too late, E=mc², correlation does not equal causation, dogs can't wait peanut butter, cum is a noun, verb, simile, and metaphor–"
"EW. MAN WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I'm not wrong"
Karkat held the door open.
"Where are we again?"
"UH, A HOUSE?? WHERE ELSE?"
"No I mean what was this guy's name again?"
"WALK THROUGH THE DOOR FUCKASS."
So I did without question.
To my surprise, I saw like a shitload of yellow and bee shit.
Then I saw him.
The guy
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RomanceTbh idk what I'm doing with this rn this is just boredom so if it's good yay if not idc read if you want I can't tell u wtf is gonna happen I'm probably not gonna have long chapters so ehh. Read to find out what happens next.. PS: credit to the arti...
