Victor: nice ham you've got there
Yuuri: I don't have a ham-
Victor: it'd be a shame if someone were to put an "s" in front of it, and an "e" at the end
Yuuri: im
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Victor, holding a piece of paper with the word "puns" on it: Okay, I'll admit it, my puns are...
Yuuri: don't you dare
Victor: *rips up paper and winks* tear-able
Yuuri: motherfuc-
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Yuuri: You know, you remind me of a pork cutlet bowl
Victor: Really? Why?
Yuuri: because i am so katsu-done with your shit
Victor: *tears up* he's learning
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CRACK!!! on Ice
Randomyuri!!! on ice was one hell of a ride, and im here to make it more hellish || WARNING || This book contains uncensored cursing. If you are uncomfortable with that, don't read!
