So Me XD

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Lie Detector: Are you the one that put the chicken bone in the couch?
Girl:...no
*lie detector goes off*
Boyfriend:*eyes widen, gasps, stands in shock*
Girl-*laughing* I told you I was messy!
Boyfriend: yea, but not chicken bone in the couch messy! What, did Jesus fall from the sky and say "Now's not the time for chicken!"

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