Nico Di Angelo x Female! reader

(Insert ship name here)

I am such a weird child. I don't know how I ever came up with this... you get to find out the- you know what, just read to fun out. If you don't like M. Trainor, just pretend! This is going to be a short chapter sorry guys please enjoy lovelies!!!!

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You sit laughing with Percy and the rest of the seven plus Nico and Calypso. Dinner was over and it was time for the campfire. Tonight was karaoke so, at least one person from each cabin had to sing.

They had a drawing basket for the song and a separate one for the cabin and one for each cabin.

An Apollo camper steps up.

"The first song that we are going to sing is.... All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor!" She says.

Everyone groans except you. You cheer. You loved Meghan Trainor.

"YAS I LOVE THAT SONG!" You shout.

"The cabin is..." you silently start chanting, Poseidon, Poseidon, POSEIDON! "The Hades cabin!" She finishes. You look at hazel and Nico. You were going to volunteer for who ever gets chosen. "The camper is... NICO!" They shout. Nico looks pissed.

"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" You shout.

"ALRIGHT LOOKS LIKE (Y/N) HAS VOLUNTEERED!" She announces to the world, "COME ON DOWN!"

Suddenly the Athena, Aphrodite, and Poseidon cabins stand, Touching three fingers to their lips and raises it to the sky. Someone whistles the Four Notes. You walk confidently to the fire and tell the Apollo kids to start the song. You had the whole song memorized so you weren't worried about lyrics.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass

'Bout that bass, no treble

I'm all about that bass

'Bout that bass, no treble

I'm all about that bass

'Bout that bass, no treble

I'm all about that bass

'Bout that bass... bass... bass... bass," Your voice went perfect with the Apollo campers. It was really surprising that Poseidon kids had the second best voices, next to the Apollo kids.

"Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two

But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do

'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase

And all the right junk in all the right places," you forget about the people and close your eyes. You start dancing.

I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop

We know that shit ain't real, come on now, make it stop

If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up

'Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top," you look and see everybody whispering except Nico. He is just watching you, mouth slightly open. You lock eyes with him and he looks away, blushing.

"Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your size"

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)

She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night"

(That booty, uh, that booty booty)

You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll

(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)