"Hello?"
"Hey...?"
"Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy."
"Unless I was miraculously turned not one of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever' on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy."
"Oh...skiitake mushrooms."
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