"Hello?"
"Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?"
"Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?"
"Um perso-"
"Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?"
"I dont kno-"
"If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?"
"Hey-"
"Does a postman deliver his own mail?"
"MYSTERY PERSON!"
"Yes?"
"I don't know the answers to your stupid questions."
"Okay then, how's life?"
Author: skittles_are_lyfe
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RandomTo the people who read by flashlight who see dragons in the clouds who feel most alive in world that never were who know magic is real who dream This is for you. -Anonymous
