Author: PseudonymousMarauder
"Hello! Welcome to Murder Hotline--"
"Is your house on fire?"
".. What?"
"Cause you're Smoking Hot!"
"Was that supposed to make me swoon?"
"Errr... uh, apparently yes."
"I'm just gonna forget that you said that for your own dignities sake."
"SHAWN, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!"
In the background
* IT'S NOT MY FAULT GIRLS DON'T DIG YOU!*
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One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic people
And a whole lot of puns
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RandomTo the people who read by flashlight who see dragons in the clouds who feel most alive in world that never were who know magic is real who dream This is for you. -Anonymous
