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Sal and Murr

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Sal's POV

"Murr! You just stepped on my new shoes you dope!" I angrily yelled at Murr. That man just cannot keep still, I hate it!

"Sorry Sal! I wasn't looking where I was going bud!" He whimpered. I rolled my eyes and continued to watch Joe search for his 'lost wife' for the challenge.

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After filming had finished, Q took me to one side, away from Joe and Murr.

"What is it?" I asked him.

"Sal...why are you being so antsy with Murr lately? I mean you guys have done nothing but argue with each other for the past week." He went on to explain.

I shrugged my shoulders. I didn't have an answer. I mean, I don't know why Murr and I have been arguing a lot more. He just seems to do everything to piss me off, such as stepping on my feet all the damn time, or eating loudly, disgusting.

I slowly moved my gaze across the room to Murr and Joe. Murr was laughing, I found it kind of cute. I hadn't realised that my face had flushed red.

Q looked confused before he pieced together what was happening.

"Oh my god! You like Murr! Sal buddy that's so cute!" He whisper-yelled at me.

"Brian shut up! I-I don't! I mean, well....I don't know...maybe." I stammered, peering down towards my feet in embarrassment. Q stepped forward and side hugged me for comfort.

"Buddy, go for it. I mean you never know...he may like you back." Q smirked. At this moment in time, I was unaware that both Joe and Q knew that Murr and I had feelings for each other. We were just too afraid to admit it.

Murr's POV

I looked across to Q and Sal, who were talking. I really hope Q doesn't tell Sal that I like him. Sal will probably never speak to me again. I mindlessly frowned, which Joe noticed. He walked over to me and wrapped an arm across my shoulder.

"Everything okay, Murr?" He asked, quietly.

I nodded, trying to convince him that I was fine. But to my dismay, a tear fell from my eye and ran down my cheek.

"Yeah, no, I'm fine. Just thinking about how much Sal hates me." I sighed. Joe tightened his grip and comforted me.

"Bud, he doesn't hate you. I think you need to tell him how you feel. It's best if it's out in the open." Joe softly spoke.

"But-"

"Ah! No buts! Tell him!" Joe interrupted, pushing me towards Sal. Joe called Q out of the room, so it was just Sal and I left.

"H-Hey Sal." I spoke nervously.

"Hey..." He replied sheepishly.

"Um, so I er...I don't know how to say this but..." I paused, trying to piece together what I was going to say to the man that I loved. I didn't realise I was taking so long, until Sal scoffed.

"Oh spit it out Murr!" He moaned.

"Okay, okay! I-I like you...more than I should do." I shyly whispered. Sal's eyes widened. I left him speechless, Sal Vulcano speechless. Can you even imagine it?

"Oh Murr..." he sighed, placing a hand to my shoulder. "I'm glad you told me this because I too, like you...I guess that's why I've been so touchy lately." A smile spread across his face, displaying those darling dimples that I know and adore. I let out a light giggle, before pulling him into a hug.

As the hug broke, Sal stared deeply into my eyes. God how I loved those green eyes of his. His gaze switched between my eyes and my lips. Before I knew it, his lips were planted onto mine. I could feel his cute smile printed against my face.

Sal's POV

Oh my god this is good. It's finally out in the open. I leant in and kissed the man I love. I knew he could feel my smile against his lips but I didn't care. Our lips moved in sync. Mannnnn, was Murr a great kisser.

I pulled away from the kiss, making sure to bite gently at his bottom lip. Murr giggled, I love it when he giggles.

"Wow" I breathed, still smiling awkwardly.

"That was- I never though that we'd- I loved it." He smiled. I pulled Murr into a tight embrace, having him rest his head against my shoulder. I placed a light kiss to his forehead.

"I've waited too long to do that Murr." I whispered into his ear. I felt his arms tighten around my torso. I could tell he was smiling like a dope.

"Sal, will you go out with me? You know, like, be my boyfriend?" He nervously asked.

"Of course." I smiled.

With that, we heard a cheer come from the doorway. Joe and Q came running in and clapping.

"Congrats guys!" Q cheered, hugging us both.

"You guys can finally get along." Joe joked. I gave them both the middle finger, before clasping Murr's hand in mine and pulling him out the door.

I love him so much.