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* Added all to group chat*

Jay: Phish man

Kai: Like the band?

Lloyd: Or the animal?

Jay: BOTH!!

Cole: It doesn't work like that.

Zane: That's what I said about Honey the Bunny texting, but Jay proved us all wrong that day.

Jay: AW YEAH SUCKAHS I GOT A FRICKING FISH NAMED PHISH!!!!

Zane: ^ See? He proved us wrong again.

Jay: AND HE WAS AN AUDITION FOR A BAND TOMORROW!!!!!!

Kai: No?

Cole: Yeah no.

Lloyd: Aw! I hope he gets it!

Zane: Dear God, how can a fish have a band audition? Why did you put me with such idiots?

Cole: Oh, should I be offended about what Zane just said?

Jay: AHHHHH GUESS WHAT?!

Zane: Oh no, no one guess please.

Kai: What?

Lloyd: What?

Cole: What?

Zane: Ugh, seriously God, why such idiots?

Jay: PHISH IS SWIMMING AROUND UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!!!

Kai: Wtf, fish can do that?

Lloyd: He's so talented.

Cole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Zane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Cole: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

Zane: IT'S DEAD AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!

Jay: WHAT?! MY TALENTED BABY IS DEAD?! HE'LL NEVER BE A ROCKSTAR NOW!!

* Jay has left the group chat*

Zane: How would fins even hold a drumstick?

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