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South Park: Butters' Ending

...A ticket to the Butters Show. "Yippee!" I crow, waving the ticket around in the air. "I'm going to the Butters Show!"
"Aww, gee, Miss (Y/n), you forgot about the star of the show."
I turn around and see Leopold "Butters" Stotch, my crush. My cheeks turn a slight pink as he flashed his adorable smile. Red and Kenny guide us into the closet. "Now (Y/n), be gentle," Kenny persuades. Red smiles. "You don't have to worry about her. She wouldn't hurt a fly."
sitting in the large, darkened closet, Butters shifts towards me. "Oh hamburgers Miss (Y/n), I sure am glad you picked me."
"I'm glad I picked you Butters," I giggle. "I wouldn't rather be with anyone else."
Butters's face suddenly has more heat radiating off of it than normal. "Aw shucks, really Miss (Y/n)?"
"Of course Butters. And you don't have to call me 'Miss', you know."
"O-Okay, Mi- I mean (Y/n)."
I giggle. "You're so cute Butters," I unconsciously mumble.
"Gee, thanks, (Y/n), I think you're pretty cute too," Butters responds, only half-listening.
The tips of my ears start to burn as I turn toward him. "What's that you said?"
Butters, still only half-listening, responds. "I said you're cute."
After a few seconds, I feel Butters fall on the ground. "Butters? Butters!" I gasp, frantically shaking him.
Butters sits up. "D-Don't worry (Y/n), I'm fine. I... I guess I didn't want to say it that way, but I accidentally spilled the beans, so..." He takes a deep breath. "(Y/n)... I like like you a lot lot. (A/n: FAVORITE BUTTERS QUOTE RIGHT HERE OH MY GOD MY SON AAAAAAAAH) Will you be my girlfriend?"
I smile, delighted, and hug him. "Of course Butters!"
Elated, he kisses my cheek. Kenny then opens the door, positively euphoric. "Oh my God, that was so CUTE!" He squeals. 
However, while Kenny's dancing with joy, someone else is stomping with rage over to us. Cartman slams Butters against the wall. "GOD DAMMIT BUTTERS!" He thunders. "SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!"
Butters cowers under Cartman's gaze. "I-I'm sorry Eric, but I won't let her go," Butters retaliates, visibly surprising himself with newfound confidence.
Cartman's face grows furious. "Butters," He says slowly, "I am going to fucking murder you."
He raises a fist to Butters, before another one slams into his left cheek.
Everything happens in slow motion. Cartman bites it, Butters runs behind me, my classmates gasp as my fist falls to my side. I put my foot on Cartman's head. "Don't you ever," I growl and put more pressure on his skull, making him wince, "ever threaten Butters again, or I swear to God I will rip your balls off and feed them to your mother, who I will then chop up and feed to you. Then, I will ridicule you of your biggest secret in front of the entirety of South Park Elementary, and make your whole lives so miserable you'd rather live in Hell. Do you understand me?"
"Jesus, what circle of Dante's Inferno did you crawl out of?" Cartman sneers.
"I said, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" I scream, pressing on his head.
"Fine, Fine! Ow! Jesus!" Cartman says, but I can sense the genuine fear I his voice.
"Fine, Miss (Y/n). And apologize to Butters," I state.
"Fine, Miss (Y/n). I'm sorry, Butters," Cartman whimpers.
I get off of him. "That's better."
I kiss his cheek. Then I walk over to Butters and kiss his cheek. Butters blushes red.
"Oh hamburgers, (Y/n)!"