Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}
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    Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

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    Hi! *smiles awkwardly* This is a book that delves deep into the mind of me, Blaise Croft. I will be doing stuff that I like to do when I'm bored and I'll tell you stuff and things. (As you can see I am terrible at adjectives) This is kinda like a bl...

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    I feel like that today

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    Sorry about the brightness  being so low but my battery goes down a lot faster when the brightness is up lol
    
                          
    So yea *smiles awkwardly*
    
                          
    You want to know a few girl problems that I have solved by complete accident??
    Okay then. Let's go.
    
                          
    1: Bra Unhooking IN PUBLIC
    This is extremely awkward for both you and the rest of the public. My solution was to wear the bras that you just slip on like a swimsuit they don't have hooks or anything lol. If you can't find them just sew the back of your bra together and you got it.
    
                          
    2: Period Cravings
    No matter what I'm craving, just make a pickle-mustard sandwich with nutella on top. It hits all the bases at once.
    
                          
    3: Boys thinking you're ACTUALLY A GIRL
    Like whut lol we're not girls I mean I haven't been a guy in a while but I'm not a girl oh no I'm not I'm a freaking werewolf.
    SHOW THOSE DUDES JUST HOW WEIRD AND WOLFISH YOU REALLY ARE. NO REGRETS. NO REGERTS. NO NOTHINGS.
    
                          
    4: Nobody listening to you because Ew Female Opinion Get Away
    Flip. The. Table. And. Shout. Incoherently.
    It always works when you want someone to listen to you.
    
                          
    5: BOOBS ARE DEMONS
    You know what I mean. On a roller coaster, laying on your stomach, heck, even WALKING wrong.
    I just have small ones idk how to fix this. Try using a smaller bra size to keep them all stiff and tight.
    Idk.
    
                          
    6: Random d-bags trying to freaking pick you up because you look like ur 20
    I look like I'm 20 to some people so I actually have this problem sometimes. It helps if you don't draw on your skin (you know I can't not do that tho) and if you wear really childish clothing.
    
                          
    7: Living in constant fear
    This is a problem that I have no solution to, I just wanted to discuss it. It is a very serious matter and I will rant about it . . .


























    
                          
    . . . in the next chapter. 😂
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