Ranting, Raging, and General Fangirliness [FIRST OF MANY BOOKS] {COMPLETED}

Alright then

When you go to look at the picture read it from right to left and bottom to top because I wanted to do it reversed for no reason.
*smiles awkwardly*
I want you to be honest. I took 9 pictures. (It's the 9 a day challenge I'll put the details somewhere in the future) Which one looks the best? I just decided to post it because I like myself and I'm 14 and I honestly can't believe some people think they're not pretty like bro I look worse than u and I'm still pretty good aye?
I think of the words away and awee as two different words dies that make sense at all?
Probably not to you normal people.
Idk why but when I write people I say "pee-op-le" in my head.
Kinda like Wednesday (wed-nes-day)
So I'm just sitting alone in the care because the rest of mah family is going something called Geocache-ing.
Idk what it is exactly but apparently there are a gazillion little treasures hidden all over the world and if you have a certain app you can find them.
I hear if you find all of them with photographic proof you get a prize and a new world record for Guinness to put in the big book of absurd things people like to do.
Xnfn
A FUXKING BIRB JUST RAN INTO MY CAR WINDOW AND I SPIT SODA ALL OVER MYSELF WTF NOW I SMELL LIKE SPRITE AND SALIVA EW
I WANNA SMELL LIKE VANILLA I GOT YUMMY PERFUME AND EVERYTHING
not that I've eaten it it just smells like heaven
Aaaanywaaayyy
😅 I guess I don't have much to rant about rn I feel happy even though I did just get attacked by a bombardier bird.
OH THAT REMINDS ME
I AM GONNA MAKE A MOBILE WITH DUCKS AND AN AIRPLANE

So my mom made it when she was my age and now I wanna recreate it but my way so it's a bunch of white ducks wearing pilot hats and goggles and scarves and stuff and there is an airplane on the other side and the ducks are just in various stages of panic because they're about to get hit by the plane
excEPT THIS ONE DUCK
WHO HAS HIS EYES CLOSED
AND HE'S JUST FLYING RIGHT AT IT WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD AND IT'S HILARIOUS
I WANNA MAKE IT SO BAD BUT ALL I'VE GOT IS A DRAWING BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT MATERIALS
okay them *ahem* sorry for shouting.
I guess I can say something else?
But in the next chapter. Why? No particular reason.
I just wanna poof.
*poof!*