Notch : *pops in suddenly* *has a paper* *waves it at Carrie* yo sis u gotta tag-
Me : *grabs it* i kno-
Me : Now tem to start-
1) IRL? None that i REALLY hate..
In this here Universe? I would say, UnderLust!Sans.
He's always justa perv to me & he just likes to try & get me as his 'Little Slave'
-_=Flowey : I know- I just wanna murder him oh so bad every time i see him-
Lust : *faceplants to the ground from falling from a portal that just appeared* arGH- F***!
Me & Flowey : *narrows eyes at Lust*
Lust : *looks up* *sees Florrie & pales* u-uhm..
Lust : *stands up quickly & raises hands in surrender* loOK I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID I REALLY AM YOU TWO I SWEAR I WONT BOTHER YOU AGAIN-
Flowey : You just flippin did, Lust. *puts an arm around Carrie protectively*
Me : *blushes slightly*
Lust : *sighs* i know but, I wasn't here to get ur gf, Flowey.
Lust : i..already have a, b-boyfriend.. *blushes*
Flowey : *raises eyebrows* & who might that be?
Lust : u-uuhhhmm...
Lust : H-Horror..?
Me : *thinks* Ho mah gawd BloodLust or HorrorLust have sailed I repeat, the Ship has Sailed-
Lust : Y-yeah.. i was tryin' to actually get to h-his AU..
Me : *opens a portal to the HorrorTale AU somehow* You're welcome. Now hurry up & get ur butt into this portal before I change mah mind-
Lust : O-oh. T-Thanks! *jumps in*
Me : *closes it*
Flowey : ...did ya seriously just..-
Me : First = i did it so that you won't get mad & go Hyper-Omega-Death-
Flowey : Okay I can't change into my Omega form nor my HyperDeath one-
Me : Whatever-
Me : 2nd = For the sake of the ship, #HorrorLust #BloodLust
Flowey : ...okay wat-
2) Prob either Besties or Family cuz i would think there would be a genderbent Florrie too so boy me has girl Flowey that isn't Rosey-
3) UNDERTALE OR MINECRAFT-
IDGAFF IF IT AINT A CARTOON-4) ... *imagines that happening w/ Flowey & some other girl*
Me : ...
Flowey : *looks at Carrie worriedly* i-i think you just made her break...
Me : *tears form in her eyes* ...m-my li-life w-would've never b-been the s-same if th-that were to h-happen..
Flowey : *hugs her* it's okay, Sweetheart. I would never do that to you...
Me : *hugs back*
5) I don watch Anime, buddy pal-
6) If ya want an answer, go back to No. 3 cuz i rarely watch cartoon.
Or maybe Phineas & Ferb? Cuz i'd like to live there, actually (maybe be a girl platypus that is Perry's gf- 'XD)
Flowey : ;^; b-but F-Florrie..-
Me : I SAID IF- IN DIS WORLD UR BAE UR LYFE-
Flowey : T3T yaya-
7) *akHEM* *looks at Flowey* *blushes* ...i'd s-say its o-obvious..
Flowey : Heh *kisses her cheek* luv ya too, My lil Kitty-Queen~
Me : =////3////=
8) eVeRYonE IS cRaZY-
WhaT iS THis 'SaNItY' yA spEK oF~?
Ender : hey das supposed to be mah thang-
Me : shush now Ender, go back to playing with Kurosagi over dere-
Kurosagi : *is using a saw to kill multiple people at once* *is laughing maniacally*
Ender : Oh whoops~ *goes to Kuro* Kuro~ Give me some mortal humans to kill, too~!
(Again. kimia_miruko_727 . Kurosagi is like Ender's new nephew now i swear-
That chald is perfect for Ender man omfg-)Flowey : What. The. Actual. Heack.
Me : You will be told the truth about that kiddo later, luv-
9) ...uuh, i think anything other than Indonesian & English. Cuz Indonesian is mah home language & English is-surprisingly-the first language i learned by my own when i was a lil chald-
10) ...My first real actual OTP on my OTP list is, Florrie, actually. So, if me & Flowey didn't get together, my heart/soul would have scars & cracks all over..
But if it wasn't Florrie, than that's okay. Lyfe can be like dat, I would just find a new OTP-
11) None-
12) Again i dunno any Anime-
13) It is currently :
- Don't Deserve You by Plumb
- Stay by Zedd & Alessia Cara
- & some others-Me : Das all-
Me : Imma be good today & don tag anyone-
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Random[Edited Description] A Random Book. Yes. Characters are from their respective fandoms & their creators unless i said otherwise. I own nothing except this book, the headcanons & the drawings.