Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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let's talk about your anger issues.

how about you stop texting me and forget we ever spoke.

When did anger begin to rule you?

did puberty destroy you?

were you the attractive kid until your face got fucked up with pimples.

I'm sorry, fred. I really am.

your life must be terrible now.

stop texting me.

and no.

does that mean you're an angry ten year old who knows how to steal a car.

that's pretty cool.

what?

no.

stop texting me.

shit, are you like fifty?

all your anger might break your hip.

I'm fucking eighteen, chill out.

ooh, fancy.

and you are...?

43.

I have eleven children.

I hate my life.

haha, very funny.

I'm serious.

I don't need some fifteen year old girl texting me to show her friends she talks with older guys.

that sounds like a very specific scenario.

tell me more.

it may give us insight into your anger issues.

just delete my number.

did someone do that?

because if so,,,

pics or it didn't happen.

I have no idea whether you're a guy fucking around or a girl who is really lonely.

Just really lonely.

that's just sad.

I know.

So this fifteen year old.

what was she like?

was she just trying to take advantage of you?

delete my number.

you'd think you'd understand that that's not happening anytime soon.

just stop texting me.

that's not happening either.

you texted first.

also, how'd you go getting that car?

it was the wrong fucking number!

if it was so wrong, why doth it feel like true love.

Don't even fucking say shit like that.

awww, baby, why not?

you don't love me anymore?,,,

it's k, I'm used to it.

just pretend like everyone else.

that's even sadder.

it's called satire.

I think.

Is satire the joke or the real one?

Because I mean the real one.

if you don't know what satire is, you can delete my number.

wow jokes are not your thing.

what was your first clue?

maybe 'what was your first clue?' could be our 'always'.

what.

have you every seen or read The Fault In Our Stars?

no.

good, I haven't either.

I was worried I was using that wrong.

please stop texting me.

YOU ASKED NICELY!

okay.

for now, my love.

I'm not your love.

it's okay, you're not mine either, babe.