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PARKER I SAW A DOG TODAY.

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And you're telling me why?

DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE?

IT'S THE FLUFFIEST PUPPY EVERY.

MY HEARTTT.

yeah, I guess it's cute.

YOU GUESS?

are you a dog person by any chance?

what was your first clue?

dogs are better than people.

Do you have a dog?

YES.

his name is James.

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he's only a year old.

only a year?

Jesus Christ.

he's popular with the ladies too.

neighbour's dogs love him.

is he a German Shepherd?

Cross Husky.

okay, he's pretty cute.

really cute.

can I have your dog.

I think not.

worth a try.

James is the literal best.

why James?

I'm not sure.

My dad was a little tipsy when he bought him and thought James would be the best name possible.

he was pretty confused when he found out we had a dog the next morning.

does that mean your dog was an accident?

NO.

HE WAS A HAPPY MISTAKE.

so an accident?

hey, the best type of accident possible.

I wasn't saying he wasn't.

Good.

Because if you were I would have to kill you.

wow, harsh.

It's what all dog haters deserve.

What if someone's allergic.

all I'm saying is that even if you can't read you can enjoy a book.

even if you can't pat a dog, you can love it.

wait, what was the first point?

how else can you enjoy a book?

sniff it?

delete my number.