Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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I want to apologise.

For what?

being a dick.

you've gotta be more specific.

okay, there's being a dick which is my personality, and then there's my passive aggressive way of speaking to someone who's trying to me nice to me.

That someone, babe, would be you.

apology accepted.

just like that?

you aren't going to make me grovel?

steal Vincent's hair?

nothing?

babe, you're just putting ideas into my head now.

fuck.

could you actually steal Vincent's hair?

Is that something someone is actually capable of doing?

been talking to Vince, I see.

And yeah, I've done it before.

Yeah, babe, you jealous?

And HOW THE FUCK?

I'm not jealous as long as you don't call him babe.

he passed out one night after getting hammered and a different friend bet me that even so, I wouldn't be able to get his hair.

Long story short, I got a hundred dollars.

the bet was for a hundred dollars?

what kind of rich person shit is this?

dude was tipsy as hell and yeah, a little bit on the high class side.

I need rich friends, damnit.

remind me to warn any of your future friends of your ulterior motives.

and foil my plan?

No way.

This poor bitch is gonna have the best birthdays.

in all honesty though, I just hate spending money on myself, I'm not particularly poor.

I just have very competitive friends.

Comes in handy every so often.

look who's got the ulterior motive now.