Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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Hey, I'm Bea, Sloane's best friend.

I stole your number.

Figured.

I'm just gonna cut to the chase.

Don't you dare hurt Sloane.

If you do, me and her older, quite intimidating brother will find you and fuck you up.

Why would I hurt her?

How would I hurt her?

I don't fucking know, but don't.

If she cries at all because of you, I'll find out, find you, and you won't be able to hurt anyone again.

What, you'll kill me?

No, just put you into the hospital for the rest of your life.

Are you sure you and Sloane are friends? She seems a lot less violent than you.

She's the sweet one out of us.

Clearly.

She hasn't threatened to hurt me I don't think.

Yet.

She hasn't threatened you, yet.

Is she the threatening type?

Not really.

That's kinda my forté.

But if someone were to be an asshole to me, she'd definitely have something to say about it.

Look, dude, she's just a really nice person.

Don't hurt her.

She doesn't need it.

I'm not planning to.

Good.

I'm glad we've had this talk.

Yeah, it was great.

You know how they say you can't comprehend sarcasm in text?

That was pretty fucking easy to pick up.

What can I say?

I'm such a great person I don't put any effort into hiding how much of an asshole I am.

Wow.

You and Sloane really are alike.

What, the narcissistic self deprecating joke?

That's just something I learned from her.