Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️

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I was thinking about you today, babe.

Then fucking don't.

I was thinking,,,

I should make a name for you other than babe.

Because as cute as it is, I want to give you nicknames that actually make sense.

Like,,,

Angry little gremlin.

I'm not little.

Kk.

But what about,,,

Jack.

And I'll be Rose.

Like from the Titanic.

Don't you dare call me Jack.

Fine.

What about,,,

Troy.

I can be Gabriella.

No.

Definitely not.

Troy was gay.

HE WAS NOT.

HE WAS IN LOVE WITH GABRIELLA

That's what he thinks.

but he was totally into the guy with the curly hair.

do you read fanfiction about it.

No.

sure, Jan.

Why would I need to read about something I already know?

Ooh, feisty, that's cute.

Don't call me cute.

...

So Troy?

Where you from?

Don't call me Troy.

What about Paris?

Like Helen of Troy?

Paris dies.

HE DIES?

FUCK I NEVER READ THE FULL THING.

I JUST HOPED THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

of course I fucking know Paris dies.

then why did you suggest Paris?

because he died?

right.

what if I call you Gonzalo.

why

idk.

no.

What about,,,

just stay with babe.

no way.

call me Parker, then.

Parker?

That's so cute!

Don't call me cute.

But you are, babe.

And you would know this how?

I stalked you.

Wouldn't be suprised.

You don't surprise very easily, Parker.

there's nothing to be suprised about.

What if I knocked on your window right now.

Then I wouldn't know.

I'm not home.

Well, I'm jut letting you know you left your light on.

If I come home and my light is on I'm calling the police.

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SHIRTLESS YET.

what the actual fuck is your problem.

Too many to count on one hand, my love.

Goddamn you are weird.

Thanks, baby.