Holy Jesus

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YOU PEOPLE EXPLODE THIS BOOK. IM SO PROUD.

Literally I haven't watched aphmau in ages (plz no kill me) well after the second a-con because I felt like it had lost its touch.

But seeing how this book exploded from the fanbase, I thought I'd A ) watch aphmaus mystreets and phoenix drop high to write more Zanvis books and B ) I thought I'd put all my ships here.

So starting from number ten we have!

Zene! Wait hang on is that right...well anyway its Gene X Zane.

I'm not hating on the ship it's just I don't like it that much, Zanes the loveable emo angel and Genes just a dick I mean does anyone remember what he did to Aph in the first season of Pdh?

Number nine.

Travlyn.

This book obviously showed my kind of distaste for it cause I made Katelyn a bitch and killed her in the end.

Travis though *hugs him*is all mine baby!

I can just imagine Zane saying right now "He's mine!"

Number eight

Fuck why is this even here, Zanence. I think I don't know spelling i just read the fanfic.

So basically this is a ship between Laurence and Zane, I mean yes I see that they could be in a relationship but at the same time I can't.  Laurence is too much of a cassanova for Zane. ..oh wait he dated Travis so that arguments irrelevant.

Number seven.

AARMAU

I just made the whole fanbase explode.

I don't really ship Aphmau with anyone so aarmau doesent really do it for me. And plus if legally blonde taught me anything, Aaron is gay and European. *wink wink*

Number six!

Okay now this is where my pairings get very very wierd! So here we have Vlyad X Travis.

do not ask and I won't tell.

Number 5!

Kay so from 5 to 2 they will not be  aphmau ships but 2 and 1 will be.

So number 5 is hijack/ Frostcup.

This is a hiccup x jack frost one and I fucking love it *wipes nosebleed*

Number 4!

Jaylos is here and it is Queer! Yes Jay x Carlos from descendants and did you know they're bringing out a number two. If mitchell hope is as fit as he was in the first one jesus I'd be watching 24/7.

Number 3.

Tie between Victuri and Benlos.

Again as descendants ship and my only *begins to push yaoi manga away* anime *pulls down gay anime fanart off of the walls* ship *sets fire to his room* .

You have no proof now....

Number 2.

TIME FOR SHIT TO GET FUCKED UP.

I HAVE LITTERALL TIES FOR NUMBER TWO WE HAVE, lucivy (lucinda x ivy), gray x natsu *salvages fan art from the fire*, Jilly *gags* this is why I hate my friends! They forced me to put that!

Anyway number one is...*drum rolls.*

GARRENCE AND ZANVIS.

peace out people

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