lost things || a terrible things book

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record no. 3
started 09:26

Calum: sophylan! sophylan! sophylan!

Dylan: god calum stop

Luke: dylan and janice even have a ship name?

Michael: nah i don't hink so. it didn't sail anyway *laughs* whaaat?

Ashton: horrible jokes

Calum: how many more chapters do we have? 8? or 9 more?

Luke: 8. and who's going to read it?

Calum and Ashton: Me!

Ashton: calum don't be an ass.

*calum laughs*

Calum: i love annoying you

Dylan: i added a random photo of luke again. psst, reader. check the media bar to see luke's awfully handsome face

*the boys laugh*

Luke: where the hell did you get that

Dylan: you know, i figured the ladies would read this book more if there were more photos of you

Luke: that's fucking ridiculous

*door opens*

Michael: Sophia! what're you doing here?

Sophia: *gasps* you're recording the new book already!? without me!?

Ashton: uh oh little girl phia is mad now

Sophia: shut up ash. you guys should've called me! or even ellie? or seige?

Calum: it was kind of like a private... thing.

Michael: but since you're here now, you can be part of us!

Dylan: we were just afraid that if we invite everyone else, they won't hear a thing from the recording because everyone would be talking.

Sophia: alright, alright. how many chapters are left?

Ashton: was i the only one who really didn't know we had chapters yet to post?

*sophia laughs*

Sophia: guess so. i'll be reading the next one

Ashton: whaa—

Sophia: shut it ash, i already have it in my hands. now scoot over i wanna be near the mic.

Luke: okay folks, get ready for a lot of commentary from Sophia Borden

Sophia: oh my god no one ever knew my last name

Ashton: yeah yeah just go read

Sophia: you're just jealous i'm reading already

Michael: this is getting too long, guys

Sophia: okay okay. here we go