emotional support hotline//gabentine au

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Italics=Clementine

Bold=Gabe

"so uh, your uncle has the hots for your mother?"

"basically yeah. mari and dad are so gonna flip out..."

"as i frantically mentioned earlier, this isn't covered anywhere in the manual."

"well, clementine, this isn't exactly your average situation. it's kinda crazy shit."

"that's certainly one way to put it, gabe garcia."

"no need to call me by my full name, clementine."

"well apologies times a million, garcia."

"forgiveness times a million, clem."

Silence

"your fault for the silence, gabriel."

"yikes, okay. have you found anything yet?"

"not a thing. it isn't exactly normal for uncles to elope with mothers."

"kid, just to clarify, this uncle javi guy isn't going off to marry his sister, right?"

"kate is my dad's wife. well, my step-mom, but i refuse to call her mom at all."

"well aren't you a ball of edgy."

"screw off, clementine. i came here for emotional support and you're doing nothing."

"listen edge boy, im looking for shit. so cool yourself or leave the call."

"just hurry up please. mari needs the phone soon for something."

"ohohoho, you got a girlfriend yourself, edgy boy?"

"she's my sister, you sicko."

"oh."

"mariana wants the phone now. bye clementine, I expect emotional support tomorrow."

"bye, edgy boy."