emotional support hotline//gabentine au

eight

"edgy boy!"

"clem cloo!"

"how were things with lilly?"

"smooth, she told me it was alright and thanked me for my kindness."

"good on you, gabriel."

"thanks, clementine."

"i meant to ask, but never really got around to it; how are things with your uncle and mom?"

"they're going okay, I guess. dad's pretty... rattled about it, but they've gotten better at concealing it. one more thing,"

"hm, well, I do feel bad for your father. and what's the other thing?"

"we've been using elope incorrectly."

"wait, seriously? what does it mean then?"

"i looked it up in the dictionary, it means to run away with someone you love."

"we weren't too far off, though I don't think it'd be too good for you to lose your mother and uncle."

"who knows if they run off together, i don't know how dad or mari would think of it, but it's definitely fanfic worthy."

"for the love of god please tell me you don't read fanfiction."

"only once, and it was about my uncle and his third baseman."

"...what the hell."

"I'm thinking the same thing, believe me."

"you have a big storm comin', honey."

"uh, what?"

"it's a reference to a youtube video. but it's still true."

"I'm scared now."

"good, you'll uncover the truth tomorrow. or maybe in a few days. or never!"

"clementine what the hell, bro."

"bro? seriously?"

"you're the one doing all this prophetic bidness."

"i cant believe I had to hear someone say bidness in 2017."

"wrong word choice?"

"absolutely, garcia."

"do you have to go soon, marsh?"

"somewhat, sarah's shift is soon."

"who's sarah?"

"oh, just a very annoying coworker. she takes over my shift."

"does she have to?"

"unfortunately yes, joan would fire me otherwise."

"what a mcbitch."

"i know. i know. sarah's coming now, ugh."

"don't leave me, clem. i love you."

"uh, what?"

"i said youtube, it's a good website."

"oh. well. alright. bye gabie."

"bye clemmy cloo."