IT TIME AGAIN 4 NO REASON

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Spain: *Does some sweet arse dora dance moves that ends with the booty
facing the cieling* IT TIME
France: IT TIME!? *Baguettes falls from daiper*
Iggy: *Requires maintenence, attempting to fly away but looks like a dieing seal*

SEVEN FXXCKING POINT 5 FXXCKING SECONDS FXXCKING LATER

Prussia: *Doing some singing warm-up with his birds* Prussia is awsome
Birds: Prussia is awsome
Prussia : Prussia is awwwsooomme~
Birds: Prussia is *make sound like fish market*~
Prussia: Ok lets do thing one more time.

Spain: *Prepareing his Kiku Crotch Guitar (Rubber bands from the shoulder to the crotch), about to pull the rubber bands*
Kiku: *SCREAMS*
Spain: Thats not the right sound, not in sync with the string either. *Actually pulls the string*
Kiku: Ah~
Spain: That's better.

France: *Ties iggy to a table with de booty facing up*
Iggy: @&#@*@€·=%,/&@'¿=·%=
France *Stuffs em with a baguette*
Iggy: *eats it* @&#@*@€·=%,/&@'¿=·%=
France: *stuffs em again*
Oggy: *eats it again* @&#@*@€·=%,/&@'¿=·%=
France: *STUFFS EM WITH HARDENED SHIT*
Iggy: *Baguettes his pants*

France: ....Alright time to tune this drum. *pulls down iggy's pants, neatly stuffs the baguettes back in, sticks a plundger on his hole, winds up the pulley until his butt is 0.54624361 meters away from the table, does a sexy twirl and an award winning slappadoodle*
Iggy: *Spits out the shit*
Birds: Prussia is - *Become brown from the shit* SHITT!
Prussia: WHAT DID U SAY!?
Birds: PRUSSIA IS AWSOME PRUSSIA IS AWSOME
Prussia: WAN DOUSAND TIIIIIINNNNEEESSSS....

*Dousund Taines Later*

Spain: On five!
Prussia: Three!
France: *Starts hiting da drum*
All: *Plays the tomato song*
*Plays thomas the train theme song*
*Plays Justin Bieber*
*Plays 20 century fox theme song*
*Plays more songs*
*Plays earrape dubstep*
Pwusha: Alright das enough for 1 day.
France: *Removes the plundger from Iggy*
Iggly: *Tiny baguettes shoot out from his arse like a fountain*
Spain: *Looks at France*
France: Looks at Prussia*
Prussia: *Looks at his birds*
France: *Looks at Spain*
Spain: *Looks at Prussia*
*Looks at the birds*
Prussia: *Looks at spain*
Spain: *Looks at birds*
France: *Looks at Iggy*
Spain: Baww Baww Black Birds

Possibly 2.7 seconds later

Spain: *Head stuck in toilet*

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