America: Look look! I found a new species of caterpillar in England! *Points at caterpillar*
France: Darling, those are his eyebrows.
America: But they're hairy, gross and has legs just like one!
France: Has legs? Ahon hon hon
England's Eyebrows: I'm off to get some more tea. *Grows legs and walks away from England's forehead*
England: Earl Grey please!
