Q: Why yo booty so big?
Spain: *Pops booty with a toothpick and tiny turtles come out*
Q: Why do you have so many white flags?
Italy: Austria gave me so much bleach I didn't know how else to use it.
Q: How in the potato?
Germany: There was this lonely orphan *sniffles* I could see why they did't adopt her, *One tear* poor hairless bumpy brown thing.
Q: *Presses skip button* Alright so why u so gay?
Japan: China put a bowl on me and shaved all the hair that was sticking out.
Q: Y r U gay?
France: blame Iggy.
Q: Why did you think Italy was a girl?
Austria: Colour blind
Q: Where did you learn doze skillz?
Hungary: Rapunzel
Q: Why u like Russia
Belarus: Scarf Fetish
Q: *Looks at her chest, eye brow raise*
Ukraine: I wished that my belly fat would go somewhere else.
Q: What are you going to dress up as on halloween?
Russia: Russia
Q: Does little red riding hood's granny get eaten by the wolf?
Romano: SAY WHUH NAW!? *takes out boom stick* AINT NO PUPPY GUNNA EAT OLD ROMANO
Q: What is the secret to you're beauty?
Prussia: All the old went to my hair.
Q: Eye brows, why?
Iggy: To attract the ladies.
