Me: *calmly tries to go to the bathroom to replace the toilet paper*
Roach: *crawls out from a crack in the wall* Why hello there-
Me: *shrieks like a banshee and jumps up a chair throwing things at the roach*
Roach: *calmly makes its way past me towards the living room*
Cat: *chases it*
Me: Yes! Go kill it kitty!
Cat: *just stares at it for awhile then walks away*
Me: ...YOU TRAITOR-
One hour later
Me: *safely made it to the living room and stood on the couch for a solid hour*
Mom: Marie... Please get off the sofa and go to bed...
Me: NOT UNTIL THAT THING IS DEAD AND ROTTING IN HELL-
Basically me and bugs, insects, and any sort of creepy crawly DON'T get along...
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My Book of Randomness
RandomJust a bunch of random thoughts I have about stuff. Will most likely be updated very frequently considering how much shit goes through my head. Enjoy.
