The Zelda Games in a Nutshell

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Ocarina of Time:
Don't rush to do shit or you'll cause the end of the world, fuck up the timeline and cause a child to have major issues growing up.
Skyward Sword:
A dancing sword is telling me what to do, I'm getting harassed by a demon who is also a sword, and my best friend is an all powerful being. Seems legit.

Majora's Mask:
Masks are dangerous. Don't mess with them kids.

A Link to the Past:
My hair is pink. How is this normal?

Four Swords:
I have four versions of myself to help fight a thirsty bat magician.

Twilight Princess:
THAT IS NOT OKAY-

Breath of the Wild:
*burns everything wearing only my underwear*
Oh yeah! I'm supposed be saving my dead friends and an entire kingdom! My bad!

Wind Waker:
My boat is a king, my pirate friend is a princess, and the ocean is too fucking big.

Hyrule Warriors:
Fanservice. Lots and lots of fanservice.

And those are all the Zelda games that I have seen playthroughs of and have played.

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