Ballet: It truly is a work of art to see graceful dancers doing pirouettes while punching each other in the process. Surprisingly 20% of Valhalla's population dances ballet in the huge dance studio located next to the Taco Bell on floor 123,456,789. All the people dance so gracefully, learning to do their best dances, all while trying to murder each other! It's truly a unique experience!
Yoga: Like with Ballet, Yoga is a very peaceful activity that somehow we made into a murderous activity! People die in agility, flexibility, and peacefulness meditation competitions all the time, adding to the fun of the class! The classes are free as long as you are an einherjar, but Valkyries get 50% percent off each class. If you try out this class be warned that it is extremely intense, new einherjar are not advised to take it This class is located on floor 21, right next to the Weapon Emporium. You must bring your own yoga mat.
Art In The Category Of Painting/Drawing/Sculpting: The whole art room is full of wondrous displays of unique artwork by the einherjar. Such as gruesome depictions of death, a bucket of real blood being used to paint, and a complex diagram of what it looks and feels like to be impaled with a knife in the heart. Over 40% of all einherjar in Valhalla come here to get kill each other and make amazing art from it. There is a dead body disposal bin in the back of the room for when you are done using the blood or whatever you took from the einherjar you killed. You will find the room for this right next to the huge bowling alley on floor 982. New einherjar are not advised to come.
Art In The Category Of Music Making: Rock out and make some noise with the all new music studio! Amps and soundproof studios ensure you are the only one that will get ear damage from your music! Inside the soundproof studios, you will find six amps, a desk with paper to write your own music, and a pencil that never dulls. Although this place is very new, over one million einherjar visit every day to get permanent hearing loss until they die! All you have to do is rock out until you die, have to go to meals, or go to battle. Not open during breakfast. You must bring your own instrument.
Art In The Category Of Theatre: Have you ever wanted to go see a Shakespearean show and die along with the actors? Have you ever wanted to perform on stage and kill people with the feels and with your weapon? Have you ever wanted to compete against other actors for the best performance and end up fighting onstage to the death? If you have, the Valhalla theater is perfect for you! Every day thousands of einherjar go onstage and perform for the audience, killing them in the process. With acting so emotional you could even die of the feels. Ever wanted to show off your talent of acting and win something for it? Our very own Valhalla has a show called Can You Kill Them All? This show is all about trying to kill off the whole audience without actually going into the audience in the shortest amount of time while still performing. It airs every other week and if you're in the audience, you are guaranteed to die! To enter ask a Valhalla staff member who will add you to the list! Located right next to the super sized meat shop on floor 666.
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Magnus Chase Oneshots!
FanfictionJust a bunch of cool Magnus Chase one-shots because my readers wanted me to do it! I hope you like them! Ships in this will include, FierroChase, Blitzstone, and whatever Mallory and Halfborn's ship is! If I get any facts wrong in here, please feel...
