Seven Minutes in Heaven / Lady Palutena's Choice

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"The person who will choose my partner is..."

"Lady Palutena." I finish. The green-haired goddess smirked, giving me a 'you will hate me now but love me later' look. I knew exactly why.

"Pittoo, I choose you."

Yup. I knew exactly why.

"M-Me? Why not Pit Stain over there?!" Questions the dopleganger as Pit glares at him. "Hey!!!" Defensively shouts the brunette, but before I knew it I was thrown into a closet with the love of my life. I managed to stay standing, but Mr. Dark Angel over here had fallen right onto his rear. "Pittoo, are you alright?" I ask, a worried expression washing over my flustered face. "Yeah," he replies. "But it would be better if you were down here with me."

"Hm?"

Dark Pit grabbed my wrist and pulled me onto his lap, my legs straddling either side of him. "P-Pittoo!!" I shout, my face darkening to a dark, dark red. He places a finger under my chin, "Much, much better." His voice had deepened into a more seductive tone, leaving me speechless. He pulls me closer, crashing his lips onto mine. I hesitated at first, but soon returned his favor, making him smirk. He started to kiss down my jawline, making his way down my neck. "Pittoo, n-not there..." I mumble as he finds my sweet spot. "Here?" He teasingly asks as he starts to suck on my delicate skin. "Ahh..." I quietly moan out. He began attacking that spot, leaving marks to claim me as his.

Suddenly, the door swings open, letting light flood the tiny room. Upset because we were disturbed, Dark Pit scooped me up bridal style as he stood. "Mine," he purred as he pushed past the small crowd of people blocking the doorway, bringing me to his room to finish what we had started beforehand.

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I've officially died of blood loss.

Nosebleed blood loss.

Anyway, how was that? I kind of picture Pittoo as a protective, defensive lover, but he doesn't go as far as Yandere. Hence the "Mine," at the end. Just imagine him kicking some ass when someone even made the slightest rude remark about you. Great, right!  Thanks for 2k reads! So quickly! I guess that's it, for now~. Thanks, and see ya!

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