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Lucas, do help!

What makes you require my assistance, Miss Poppy?

Ew. Never call me Miss Poppy again.
Makes me feel like a princess or something.

What's wrong with princesses?

Nothing, I'm just far from being one.

Dark past, eh?

No, I just have an imperfect personality.

You seem like a great person to me.

Over text, maybe.

Trying to be edgy, are we?

Fuck off.
Besides, send help?

What makes you require my assistance, Miss Poppy?

Mhm.
Okay.
So, my friend Sarah, the one I thought you were is going on a date tonight and won't stop bombarding me with all of her possible outfits. Send help.

No can do, I'm going on a date tonight as well.

Don't you dare ask me for advice too!

Lucas sent a photo.

Opinions on my top? ;)

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Opinions on my top? ;)

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My phone still glued to my hand, I shuffle away from my permanent sofa indentation, a very vague marking of my existence left behind. For some reason, the image Lucas had sent a nibbling sensation to my stomach.
"What about this?" Sarah grins nervously, her chirpy voice quite thankfully withdrawing me from my not so PG thoughts. She stands in a petite black dress that hugs her curves beautiful; I clap my hands together in awe. 
"It's the one," I dramatically exclaim, jogging to her side and spinning her to face the mirror. She gives a small smile and blushes, suffocating me in a hug and squealing. "You look stunning, honestly."
"Thank you!" Smiling ear-to-ear, she pulls away and puffs out her lips with a sigh. "I'm going to do my hair and makeup now."
"Okay." I lightly giggle, returning back to the sofa, as she does to the bedroom.

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Hello?

Hey, sorry. Sarah finally settled on an outfit.

Yeah?

Now, as for your top, it's great but what are you wearing with it?

I don't know, black jeans?

As much as I LOVE black jeans, maybe a pop of colour?

I have some camo jeans?

Maybe dark denim? Where are you going on the date?

A bar, is camo bad?

No, dark denim may look a little smarter though.

Looks like I'll go with that then, thanks for the help.

No problem. You getting off now?

Yeah, see you later.

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