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Another date, you two are on fire.

You are persistent.

She's my best friend, I'm happy for her. Which reminds me, I must do the best friend speech before it moves any further.

Oh no.

Silence!

Go ahead.

Sarah is a wonderful girl, perfect even and quite frankly she deserves the best of the best. Hurt her, I murder you. Make her feel bad in any way, shape or form, I murder you. Do anything relatively unacceptable, I murder you. We clear on that?

You are one protective friend.

Yep.

But yes, we're clear.

Good.

You exaggerate quite a lot though.

Who says it's an exaggeration?

Like you'd kill me.

Don't underestimate me.

Well, I better be heading off.

Have fun!

Will do.

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