Aso Rito: *sits on grass* Finally, a day without having to hear the Shitty Rito shit.
(In some random ass distance...)
Asu Rito: Now is my chance to troll him, lololol.
*Asu pulls her phone out and plays this video on max volume (with two speakers):*
Everyone: Dafuq?
Asu Rito: *clasps hands together* Sorry to interrupt, but this guy right here is broke AF. *points to Shitt- I mean Aso*
Random Aso Hater: Shitty Rito is broke, lmao.
Asu Rito: Thank you, random ass Aso hater. You let me know that I'm not the only one that calls him Shitty Rito.
Random Aso Hater: Don't mention it.
Aso Rito: I'm not broke, and my name is Aso ಠ_ಠ
Asu Rito: Your name is Shitty, and I looked in your bank. You had a penny.
Random Aso Hater: Lmao this muthafucka broke
Asu Rito: I know right. He cheap AF, lmao.
Narrator (not me, FYI): And on this day, Shitty- I mean Aso Rito got exposed and rekt.
Asu Rito: I didn't even know this book had a narrator...
Narrator: I'm always hiding, Asu. That's why you didn't know.
Aso Rito: You should be fired then, Narrator.
Narrator: Stfu Aso.
Random Aso Hater: *eating popcorn* I'm enjoying this so much.
Asu Rito: *also eating popcorn* I know right. Watching Shitty Rito getting exposed and rekt is fucking hilarious.
Aso Rito: I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED ASXFGHJNVLIW *punches a random conviently placed camera*
YOU ARE READING
YanSim Rival Randomness
RandomRandom shit featuring YanSim's rivals (and certain others), both male and female. (NOTE: There will be cussing, and a bunch of other random ass shit. Plus, some chapters will have an NSFW warning.) (Yandere Simulator and its characters belong to Yan...
