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Hanako Yamada: Excuse me, Miss Rana...?

Mida Rana: Yes?

Hanako Yamada: I overheard you and Miss Kina talking about "sucking dick". How do you do that?

Asu Rito: *mumbling in the distance* Aw shit, here we go again.

Mida Rana: Oh I'm very glad you asked. I'll tell you the process.

Hanako Yamada: Ok.

Mida Rana: Step 1: Get down on your knees.

Hanako Yamada: Oh...

Asu Rito: *steps in* Step 2: clasp your hands together.

Hanako Yamada: *is confused asf*

Asu Rito: Step 3: Pray to your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Hanako Yamada: *giggles*

Mida Rana: *facepalm*

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(...As you can see, I've pretty much accepted the fact that I'm going to hell.)

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