The Road Trip

Chapter 6

Chapter 6

Erik hummed as he kicked his feet up in the car, munching on chips and looking at a map. They'd been on the road again for a while. Charles blinked sleepily. He'd decided that he'd pull over at the next rest stop to let Erik drive; he hadn't slept well the night before. Erik yawned, "Yep, still going straight. Straight as a line. Straight like I'm not...."

Charles hummed softly. "I'm so tired..."

"Why didn't you sleep well last night? I was out like a log. A log from a big fucking tree."

"I know. You snored. A lot."

Erik giggled, "Sleep like a log, snore like a bear, cuddle like a baby kitten!"

Charles grinned. "That's you."

Erik laughed and leaned back on the seat, "Yay!"

Charles sighed. Erik was too out of it to drive. Charles kept going.

Erik chewed thoughtfully, "Would you have sex with me?"

"When you turn eighteen."

"What?! That's in like, two months! I can't wait that long!"

Charles laughed. "You have to! It's the law!"

"So?! I've already broken the law! Ha!" Erik grinned, "You have to have sex with me!"

Charles shook his head. "How have I broken the law?"

"Assisting the escape of a criminal," Erik pointed at him proudly, "So have sex with me!"

"You're a criminal?!"

Erik shrugged, "I'm a runaway. And you're hiding me from the law."

Charles groaned. "Damn."

"Yep! So now that we're both criminals, we can have sex."

Charles shook his head. "No. We have to wait."

"Ugh!" Erik groaned, "Please....? I have a big dick!"

Charles laughed. "That's what everyone says."

"But I do! Sixteen inches, fully erect!"

"Liar!"

Erik giggled, "Okay, okay, but it's like actually ten-eleven."

"Nuh uh."

"Yea it is!" Erik protested, "If we had sex, I could show you!"

"I'm not having sex with you. And you are not eleven inches. If you were, I wouldn't want to have sex with you."

Erik huffed and crossed his arms, "Finneeeee. I'm eight and a half."

Charles laughed. "That's still too big."

Erik huffed, "I'm a flaming submissive....?"

Charles rolled his eyes. "Five to seven is average. And a small dick doesn't mean you have to bottom. If anything, whoever has the smaller dick should be on top. Then you won't cause, like, pain."

Erik crossed his arms, "That's what I was saying dumbass. I have a big dick and I take it up the ass."

Charles groaned. "Then don't phrase it like a question."

"Can I give you a blow job?"

"No! That's still sex! Oral sex!"

"Yes! I know! I want sex!" Erik screamed.

Charles winced. "I'm not having sex with you!"

"Dammit!"

Charles opened the sun roof. "Yell out there."