why? » phan

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14:07

dan: ello m8

phil: hi.

dan: have i ever told you that your texts sound really depressed.

phil: no.

dan: you sound depressed but i bet ur hot asf

phil: define "hot"

dan: arousing ;)

phil: define "arousing"

dan: you ;;;))

phil: that's probably false.

phil: also, what are you a spider?

dan: nope

dan: i mean, unless ur into that ;;;)

phil: that just put a lot of very concerning images in my mind.

dan: so… how old r u?

phil: 23.

dan: cool i'm 19

phil: cool.

dan: where do u live?

phil: are you trying stalk me or something.

dan: what if i am

phil: i'm calling the authorities.

dan: chill, i'm not gonna stalk you.

dan: i just wanna know about u

phil: why?

dan: so i can prove to you that we're soulmates xx

dan: anyways where do you live?

phil: england

dan: not very specific, but i'll take it

dan: i live in england too

dan: maybe we should meet sometime ;)

phil: why are you so flirty?

dan: does it bother you?

phil: no.

phil: a little.

dan: i'll stop

phil: srry.

dan: you're fine.

phil: what music do you like?

dan: muse, p!atd, fall out boy, etc.

phil: me too.

dan: will you send me a selfie?

phil: why?

dan: i bet ur hot xx

dan: sorry, i'll stop flirting.

phil: it's fine.

phil:

here.

dan: HBDSILAOWVW

dan: GIVE ME A FUCKING WARNING JESUS

phil: you okay?

dan: MY OVARIES

phil: dan you don't have those.

dan: YoU dOn'T kNoW tHaT.

phil: i don't.

dan: why do you use such scientific words

phil: because i am a scientist.

dan: you're kidding

phil: yes i am :)

dan: oh i almost forgot.

phil: ?

dan:

picture of me.

phil: what the hell

dan: i literally just took that picture.

phil: um.

phil: that's not helping.

dan: i wasn't doing anything i promise.

phil: you promise?

dan: fingers crossed ;)

dan: i'm sorry i can't stop.

phil: ya know, forget abt it.

dan: okay.

phil: well i gotta go.

dan: k bye love xx

phil: bye.

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