01:29
dan: philllL
phil: what?
dan: where are you ??
phil: on the couch.
phil: like i was ten minutes ago dan.
dan: but why ?
phil: because it's where you told me to sleep?
dan: well, now i'm telling you different.
phil: and what would thAt be?
dan: come sleep with mee
phil: whAt
dan: in my bedd.
phil: dann
dan: yes
phil: why do you want me to sleep with you?
dan: idk you're fun to sleep with.
dan: okay that came out wrong
phil: i meaan, you're not wrong ;)
dan: gimme a break it's 1 am
dan: still come sleep with me, i'm lonely
phil: you just want me„ because you're lonely?
phil: i'm offended.
dan: no i didn't mean that
phil: i know it's okay.
dan: i mean, or we could smashh
phil: that option sounds good ;)
dan: i
dan: wasn't serious
phil: mann.
phil: you're such a fxcking tease.
dan: why do you write 'fuck' with an x
phil: i'm innocent i don't swear
dan: hAHAHAHa hah
dan: oh were you serious ?
phil: -_-
dan: seriously tho like come fuck me
phil: n0
dan: then come sleep with me
phil: but
phil: i'm comfortable.
dan: ugh fine.
dan: can you help me with onee thing
phil: huuh what is it. and then i can go to sleep.
dan: bonrrr
phil: um
phil: ya know as much as i'd love to
phil: i'm eating cereal.
dan: you're whaT?
phil: i mean,
phil: on sEcOnD tHoUgHt
dan: can it phil
dan: WHY ARE YOU EATING MY CEREAL
dan: hello ??
phil: you tolde me to can it
dan: i changed my mind
phil: okay
dan: phiL
dan: in all seriousness will you be my boyfriend ?
phil: …
phil: uhh yeAH
dan: now come sleep with me
phil: don't push your luck
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dan and phil rlly need a better sleep schedule in this book.
